One physical attribute you wish you could change...

[zed]

i wish i didnt look so much like brad pitt

 

[Tim Murray]

WTB binocular depth perception. I can't do those magic eye pictures (or play sports, or drive well in certain situations, or a lot of other things)...

 

[xatnys]

Resolve my lack of wings.

Although I imagine it'd be hard to keep them well kempt.

 

[Moloch]

Wtb?

 

[Dresden]

I wish I didn't have these overly large biceps! The women won't just stay off me!














I wish I didn't destroy my lungs by smoking for so long.

 

[KimB]

I wish I didn't have these overly large biceps! The women won't just stay off me!

Now, if only women were attracted to biceps

 

[DudeMiester]

I have a perfect body for my needs, although I need to eat and exercise better. Right now I bike about 35km per week, but I need to work the other muscles. I'm pretty agnostic about looks though. I could picture myself in many forms and be happy with it, just not obese.

 

[AlNom]

Some chemical imbalance in the brain, I'm sure.

 

[Dresden]

Now, if only women were attracted to biceps

Hmmph. That's probably why in all actuality I'm about as appealing as a cancerous strain, I can't even pinpoint the correct muscle that they'd find attractive.

 

[_xxx_]

+1 for new lungs.

 

[KimB]

Hmmph. That's probably why in all actuality I'm about as appealing as a cancerous strain, I can't even pinpoint the correct muscle that they'd find attractive.

It's the butt

 

[Moloch]

+1 for new lungs.

Have you quit smoking?

 

[_xxx_]

Have you quit smoking?

No Even increased it a bit as of late. But I almost completely quit pot, at least something.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

God created himself in my image.

 

[_xxx_]

Had to think of a scene from the old movie "Deep Throat":

She: "I need a guy with a ten inch co*k"
Him: "Mmmkay (calls his doc). Hello doc, could you cut off three inches?"

That was quite hilarious back then when I first saw it...

 

[_xxx_]

God created himself in my image.

You're an old man with a huge beard?

 

[nAo]

It's the butt

nope, it's the brain..smart is sexy (as long as the rest of your body is decent.. )

 

[KimB]

nope, it's the brain..smart is sexy (as long as the rest of your body is decent.. )

That may be true, but surveys do say that where physical attractiveness is concerned, the overwhelming majority like to judge the butt over any other part of a man (it's something like 80+%). My only problem: what the hell makes for a good-looking butt?

 

[nAo]

My only problem: what the hell makes for a good-looking butt?

don't ask me, I have no idea!

 

[John Reynolds]

You guys just summoned LB and Natoma, you do realize that.