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That would be Ridley Scott though :)

Oops! Got that one mixed up.

I do wonder if perhaps Scott was just trying to out-Cameron Cameron with Prometheus. If anything, I'd say Prometheus was prettier (though less colourful) than Avatar but it was actually a worse film. Which is saying something as I really didn't rate Avatar at all. Aliens was much, much better than either.

I think I was getting all confused with the talk of Bigelow in the same thread. That's my excuse!
 
Armageddon: the movie you can't just shoot holes through its plot, you can drop entire texas-sized meteors through it...

Worst big-budget action movie ever made, I think. It's just....terrible. Awful. So much wrong in two hours has never before been made, and never since either I'd prefer to think.

I pity that you cannot appreciate the brilliance of Armageddon. Truly and without question the greatest movie ever made.

Go ahead. Try and deny it, you know in your heart it is true.
 
Projectile weapons in pressurised environments, whether on board a ship or in a different atmosphere on a planet might not really be the best idea. Something with less penetration/more localised damage might be the better choice.

That said, the Star Trek 'phasers'/'disruptors' etc etc are really pretty rubbish weapons in other respects. A projectile weapon such as a machine gun can fire dozens of bullets in the time your phaser has one little zap. OK, admittedly, you can't use a machine gun to heat a rock to stay warm or set the phaser's power pack to explode and clear a way out of a cave/prison cell/whatever. Similarly, projectile weapons probably wouldn't have the Star Wars blaster ability of either opening doors (by shooting the lock) or sealing doors (by shooting the lock). :p

I suppose the choice between a machine gun or phaser/blaster really depends on whether you want a straightforward weapon or a swiss-army gun. ;)

For what it's worth, I think Aliens is an excellent film with few dodgy plot points (other than the fact that everyone and I mean everyone on the spaceship buggers off down onto the planet surface!), especially in comparison to some of the more modern movies around.

The limited Colonial Marine technology/weaponry is perhaps to some extent just a factor of the technological movie-making limitations of the time it was filmed. I have to say that Cameron didn't exactly cover himself with glory in Prometheus when he had a much freer creative hand due to CGI and the like. I know which of the two movies I'd rather watch.

I often wonder the following: wouldn't a theoretical laser gun be way more difficult to aim as it would be way more sensitive to small shakings of your hand when you aim?

Imo, the biggest advantage of a projectile weapon is a certain robustness with respect to aiming inaccuracies, i.e. a projectile based weapon basiccaly allows you to hit stuff :)
 
That said, the Star Trek 'phasers'/'disruptors' etc etc are really pretty rubbish weapons in other respects. A projectile weapon such as a machine gun can fire dozens of bullets in the time your phaser has one little zap. OK, admittedly, you can't use a machine gun to heat a rock to stay warm or set the phaser's power pack to explode and clear a way out of a cave/prison cell/whatever. Similarly, projectile weapons probably wouldn't have the Star Wars blaster ability of either opening doors (by shooting the lock) or sealing doors (by shooting the lock). :p

A phaser would be far more useful than your average assault rifle. Not only is it a heck of a lot lighter than your average gun + ammo but you get a weapon which can range in power from an effective non lethal device to something like the power of an RPG. Someone with a single phaser can cut their way silently into a building, They can heat themselves in cold conditions or set a trap. It also solves the problem of resupply because your one weapon can scale from something which can take down a deer to something which can blow up a whole city. It's the Swiss army knife of killing.
 
Imo, the biggest advantage of a projectile weapon is a certain robustness with respect to aiming inaccuracies, i.e. a projectile based weapon basiccaly allows you to hit stuff :)
Not sure how you come to that conclusion. A laser-based weapon would rather be a lot EASIER to hit stuff with because it hits whatever you actually aim it at. Beam goes straight ahead - ZAP! - while a projectile weapon is affected by things like barrel wear, wind, gravity, recoil kickback and so on. Also, since a projectile moves at a certain speed you need to not aim at where a moving target is, but rather where you believe it WILL be when the bullet actually hits it (again accounting for gravity, depending on the distance)...

So I think lasers win this particular round. :)
(And yes John, this is why nerds can't have nice things. Lol!)
 
Not sure how you come to that conclusion. A laser-based weapon would rather be a lot EASIER to hit stuff with because it hits whatever you actually aim it at. Beam goes straight ahead - ZAP! - while a projectile weapon is affected by things like barrel wear, wind, gravity, recoil kickback and so on. Also, since a projectile moves at a certain speed you need to not aim at where a moving target is, but rather where you believe it WILL be when the bullet actually hits it (again accounting for gravity, depending on the distance)...

So I think lasers win this particular round. :)
(And yes John, this is why nerds can't have nice things. Lol!)

Hm, maybe you are right. I just feel that/not sure if a ZAP weapon is more sensitive to small variations in your aim...like having an unintentional spread gun if you try to hit a target and zap zap zap zap.

I guess that the barrel is a good thing for a projectile weapon, as it helps make aiming more robust. Do laser weapons have a barrel?

Furthermore, you don't have to carry ammo, but you sure have to provide energy to your laser gun. Depending on your energie storage approach, this could be quite heavy, i.e. a batterie pack/fuel cell on your back.
 
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Aim a "projectile" weapon with a laser sight and watch the dot bounce around a bit on the target no matter how steady you think your hand is. The area described by the limits of that bouncing will be less than or equal to your best grouping when firing that weapon.
 
Aim a "projectile" weapon with a laser sight and watch the dot bounce around a bit on the target no matter how steady you think your hand is. The area described by the limits of that bouncing will be less than or equal to your best grouping when firing that weapon.

Except we'll have self-aiming guns in the future - you know, the old 'lock target in' then let the weapon make sure they hit what you want, whether it is small servos to aim within the device or whatever.

The phaser as seen in Star Trek is a slow-firing device which, unless you can sweep the beam to hit a target, will be at a disadvantage in a fire-fight. The question which is never answered in ST is what sort of range they have and do they lose power with distance?

If the starship battles are anything to go by, phasers are extremely short-range as those starships seem to be just a few hundred metres apart when engaging in combat!
 
Except we'll have self-aiming guns in the future - you know, the old 'lock target in' then let the weapon make sure they hit what you want, whether it is small servos to aim within the device or whatever.

The phaser as seen in Star Trek is a slow-firing device which, unless you can sweep the beam to hit a target, will be at a disadvantage in a fire-fight. The question which is never answered in ST is what sort of range they have and do they lose power with distance?

If the starship battles are anything to go by, phasers are extremely short-range as those starships seem to be just a few hundred metres apart when engaging in combat!

A "phaser" is a light-based weapon where the velocity of light is comparable to a fast car :)
 
A "phaser" is a light-based weapon where the velocity of light is comparable to a fast car :)

Actually it is a particle weapon. Though I would say that the reason why people can duck is that they don't want to have to hire new actors every time they want a fire-fight.
 
Well if you don't get what I mean then you probably
- haven't liked Cuarón's previous work (Children of men was the latest)
- don't have vertigo
- haven't heard about all the extraordinary things with this movie (it's like 150 shots in total, the first one is 15 minutes long without a cut; these two are the only actors in the move; most of it is CG, even the spacesuits, and so on...)
 
Well if you don't get what I mean then you probably
- haven't liked Cuarón's previous work (Children of men was the latest)
- don't have vertigo
- haven't heard about all the extraordinary things with this movie (it's like 150 shots in total, the first one is 15 minutes long without a cut; these two are the only actors in the move; most of it is CG, even the spacesuits, and so on...)

The single shot in Children of Men during the mother rescue with the attack on the building was just amazing. Not something you can really do multiple takes on :oops:

This looks like a great one for 3D?
 
It'll also be in IMAX, although I'm not sure if I dare to watch this in such an immersive environment.

I mean I tensed up in front of my 20" monitor, just from this short trailer.
 
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