Okay, let me just go through the interview for you question by question:
Q1 Would you say that 2005 is the most important year for Xbox to date? (...I bet he's gonna say year 2005 will suck for xbox)
Lobb: blahblahblah...absolutely, Live rocks and will rock .....blahblahnumbersnumbersblahblah...
Q2 To date, has Microsoft gotten its money's worth from Rare? (...I bet hes gonna say it was a huge mistake, and he himself should be fired=
Lobb: blahblahblah...yeah, Rare rocks and will rock, actually they will rock more than they are rocking now...blahblahblah...Conker dropped my friends jaw.... blahblah
Q3 What is the story with Perfect Dark? (...I bet he's gonna show some ultra secret screenshots of PD for xbox2, and a release date too)
Lobb: Joanna Dark will have boobs and dress in a tight outfit.
Q4 Can you explain your job and the criteria you use in searching for new games?
Lobb: We tend to go to the people that have ideas that are somehow new and fresh. So, we'll talk to these people, a lot of whom I've known for a long time -- I mean, the industry is kind of small -- with the idea of, "Okay, so, what type of game do you really want to make? We have faith in you." We don't just necessarily go, "Well, you're a team that did a great racing game, why don't you make us a great racing game?" It's more about the passion behind the creators and what we can do to help them make the games they really want to make. (that was actually a good(ish) comment, though not surprising)
Q5 What have you been doing and what will you do in the future to strengthen bonds with Japanese developers?
Lobb: Tecmo and Team Ninja.... but I really should not comment on that.
Q6 Dice?
Lobb: blahblahblah... the party after Dice is always nice, lots to drink... blahblahblah....
Q7 Do you think that graphics alone are enough to propel the next-generation?
Lobb: Live rocks and will rock...... blahblahblah...graphics will be better next gen than what they are this gen....blahblah... Halo2 and Live rocks.
Q8 What do you think Sony's ultimate plan is with the PS3?
Lobb: Live rocks and will rock harder next gen, I don't hate Sony.
Q9 What do you think of Nintendo's Revolution?
Lobb: Live rocks and will rock, putting generic games to Live will make it rock even more, I don't hate Nintendo but "different" games are not no.1 sellers.
Q10 Do you think Nintendo is afraid to compete directly against Microsoft and Sony?
Lobb: blahblahblah... I like innovative, non-massmarket games, but they don't sell... blahblahblah...
Q11 If you could have one Nintendo IP on Xbox, which would you choose? (I bet he's going to choose Kirby!)
Lobb: Mario, Zelda, Metroid (Oh no!! He chose the three most well known and best selling Nintendo IP's! Who would have quessed!!)
Q12 How much ass do you think Microsoft is going to kick over the next few years? (I bet he's going to say they will probably fail no matter what they do...)
Lobb: we're going to kick some serious ass and we're really gonna make it, we really are doing our best