Is natoma scared of me ?
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jvd said:
Your butt doesn't count as weight lifting. 8)
My $5 is on Natoma. . .he's got that whole minority within a minority suppressed rage thing going for him.
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Ok, the "ifs" or "ands" are fine....but what kind of gay cockfight would it be without "butts"?jvd said:
John Reynolds said:jvd said:
Your butt doesn't count as weight lifting. 8)
My $5 is on Natoma. . .he's got that whole minority within a minority suppressed rage thing going for him.
Yea but he might break a nail !!!!!
Meanwhile . I'm a minority in a majority . So I think ican kick his ass. Plus i know where to burry the body out here in jersey . Forget about it . A done deal
I can hook you up on a good Split... though you would be at the gym 4 times a week, if you can't do this, than maybe a good full body routine 2-3 times a week would be a better bet. It all depends on what your goals are.
When you do those dumbell flies though, your chest will be sore for the whole week.
When you do those dumbell flies though, your chest will be sore for the whole week.
Paul said:I can hook you up on a good Split... though you would be at the gym 4 times a week, if you can't do this, than maybe a good full body routine 2-3 times a week would be a better bet. It all depends on what your goals are.
When you do those dumbell flies though, your chest will be sore for the whole week.
Paul when i was in football in highschool i was 6'4 245lbs and could put up 290lbs benching .
But going to college and eating a bag of chips and a 12 pack for dinner did me in. Then last year when i screwed my back up (hurniated my l5 ) i really went down hill. I'm not allowed to lift more than 50 pounds .
So getting into shape is alot harder
I always miss the best threads....
Anyway, i thought i would contribute to The Best Thread Ever (TM)
mmmmmmmm let's see the PROs and CONs of both:
Jvd:
-built like a brick shit house (not sure u say this in american, but basically, U'RE BIG)
-has no life--->probably better than many at Farcry
-hasnt had sex in months---> lots of repression/anger/whatever to releave.
-probably better PC than most, knowing his budget.
-has 1TByte of porn at his disposal----->hands are MUCH MUCH more trained than most other people.
-has no rent, bills, food to pay, plus he doesn't buy clothes, he still has the same jeans he had 10 years ago (yes, he was this big already) therefore he has a bigger budget to buy the latest CPUs and videocards (which he gets at discounted prices anyway, the wanker), buy original copies of the games even more than once, just for the fuck of it, and have a 92182TBps internet connection. Needless to say he would even beat Blue Gene at chess, just because by the time Blue Gene finishes booting up, Jvd would have sent 19021029million emails with viruses to chug it up and die.
Natoma:
-used to be fit
-has no life--->probably better than many at Farcry, shame he's got a shit PC so he ends up playing at 10fps, by the time he finishes loading the game, he's already dead 4 times.
-can play the black-gay-former-christian card which trumps all over the fat-loony-with-no-girl card anyday.
-"Only" has 80GB of porn at his disposal, and spends all his time downloading then converting porn because he can't fit it all in his 1999 HARD drive----> Already crappy PC can barely run MSN Messenger and have one window of IE open (usually B3D), let alone even INSTALL Farcry.
-has rent, bills, food, pressies for the wife, other shit to buy, therefore his pirate copy of Farcry will probably be corrupted and not work. Not that he'd know, he's too busy downloading and converting porn... And looking at other B3D users' pictures *cough*....
-When he's not downloading/converting/watching porn, he's cooking for the wife, cleaning the house, nagging about Iraq, gay marriage, Constitutional rights, Vietnam, the Pope, did i mention gay marriage, gays adopting children, Bush, gays getting married, Christianity as a whole, the gay gene and any random thread on the political forum (yes, on the only window of IE he can open at a time, anything more and his porn collection would come to life and gang-rape him, which is what he needs anyway).
Anyway, i thought i would contribute to The Best Thread Ever (TM)
mmmmmmmm let's see the PROs and CONs of both:
Jvd:
-built like a brick shit house (not sure u say this in american, but basically, U'RE BIG)
-has no life--->probably better than many at Farcry
-hasnt had sex in months---> lots of repression/anger/whatever to releave.
-probably better PC than most, knowing his budget.
-has 1TByte of porn at his disposal----->hands are MUCH MUCH more trained than most other people.
-has no rent, bills, food to pay, plus he doesn't buy clothes, he still has the same jeans he had 10 years ago (yes, he was this big already) therefore he has a bigger budget to buy the latest CPUs and videocards (which he gets at discounted prices anyway, the wanker), buy original copies of the games even more than once, just for the fuck of it, and have a 92182TBps internet connection. Needless to say he would even beat Blue Gene at chess, just because by the time Blue Gene finishes booting up, Jvd would have sent 19021029million emails with viruses to chug it up and die.
Natoma:
-used to be fit
-has no life--->probably better than many at Farcry, shame he's got a shit PC so he ends up playing at 10fps, by the time he finishes loading the game, he's already dead 4 times.
-can play the black-gay-former-christian card which trumps all over the fat-loony-with-no-girl card anyday.
-"Only" has 80GB of porn at his disposal, and spends all his time downloading then converting porn because he can't fit it all in his 1999 HARD drive----> Already crappy PC can barely run MSN Messenger and have one window of IE open (usually B3D), let alone even INSTALL Farcry.
-has rent, bills, food, pressies for the wife, other shit to buy, therefore his pirate copy of Farcry will probably be corrupted and not work. Not that he'd know, he's too busy downloading and converting porn... And looking at other B3D users' pictures *cough*....
-When he's not downloading/converting/watching porn, he's cooking for the wife, cleaning the house, nagging about Iraq, gay marriage, Constitutional rights, Vietnam, the Pope, did i mention gay marriage, gays adopting children, Bush, gays getting married, Christianity as a whole, the gay gene and any random thread on the political forum (yes, on the only window of IE he can open at a time, anything more and his porn collection would come to life and gang-rape him, which is what he needs anyway).
Paul said:When you do those dumbell flies though, your chest will be sore for the whole week.
Just did that yesterday morning. My man-boobies are hurtin', that's for sure.
John Reynolds said:Paul said:When you do those dumbell flies though, your chest will be sore for the whole week.
Just did that yesterday morning. My man-boobies are hurtin', that's for sure.
How heavy?
Mariner said:london-boy said:
Why do you want to know how heavy his man-boobies are?
Information that can always turn out to be useful!!No really, i wanted to see how much he can lift and see if i'm a pu$$y (excuse my french)...
IST said:
Awww thanks! and...
The Queen of NY said:
IT DIDN'T TAKE ME THAT LONG!!!
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