I always miss the best threads....
Anyway, i thought i would contribute to The Best Thread Ever (TM)
mmmmmmmm let's see the PROs and CONs of both:
Jvd:
-built like a brick shit house (not sure u say this in american, but basically, U'RE BIG)
-has no life--->probably better than many at Farcry
-hasnt had sex in months---> lots of repression/anger/whatever to releave.
-probably better PC than most, knowing his budget.
-has 1TByte of porn at his disposal----->hands are MUCH MUCH more trained than most other people.
-has no rent, bills, food to pay, plus he doesn't buy clothes, he still has the same jeans he had 10 years ago (yes, he was this big already) therefore he has a bigger budget to buy the latest CPUs and videocards (which he gets at discounted prices anyway, the wanker), buy original copies of the games even more than once, just for the fuck of it, and have a 92182TBps internet connection. Needless to say he would even beat Blue Gene at chess, just because by the time Blue Gene finishes booting up, Jvd would have sent 19021029million emails with viruses to chug it up and die.
Natoma:
-used to be fit
-has no life--->probably better than many at Farcry, shame he's got a shit PC so he ends up playing at 10fps, by the time he finishes loading the game, he's already dead 4 times.
-can play the black-gay-former-christian card which trumps all over the fat-loony-with-no-girl card anyday.
-"Only" has 80GB of porn at his disposal, and spends all his time downloading then converting porn because he can't fit it all in his 1999 HARD drive----> Already crappy PC can barely run MSN Messenger and have one window of IE open (usually B3D), let alone even INSTALL Farcry.
-has rent, bills, food, pressies for the wife, other shit to buy, therefore his pirate copy of Farcry will probably be corrupted and not work. Not that he'd know, he's too busy downloading and converting porn... And looking at other B3D users' pictures *cough*....
-When he's not downloading/converting/watching porn, he's cooking for the wife, cleaning the house, nagging about Iraq, gay marriage, Constitutional rights, Vietnam, the Pope, did i mention gay marriage, gays adopting children, Bush, gays getting married, Christianity as a whole, the gay gene and any random thread on the political forum (yes, on the only window of IE he can open at a time, anything more and his porn collection would come to life and gang-rape him, which is what he needs anyway).