HotD: "Spanking May Lead to Risky Sex"

[Geo]

At least that's the headline on the page that links to it. The actual page is a little different, as apparently the cause/effect they are pointing at isn't intended to be, like, a few minutes apart (ahem!):

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333551,00.html

What a conundrum for those repressed Republicans at Fox.

1). Spanking good.
2). Sex bad.

What to do!?

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Screwed up people will always be screwed up.

 

[AlphaWolf]

I wonder how long before someone does a study proving that watching fox news makes you stupid.

 

[_xxx_]

I wonder how long before someone does a study proving that watching fox news makes you stupid.

Won't happen, the researchers will be dumbed-down too soon from watching Fox and in consequence won't be able to finish the study.

 

[dizietsma]

Light spanking leads to kinky sex in my experience, no risks need be involved at all if done properly.