Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
Distributor: Ubisoft
Release Date: 3/9/2006
The skinny:
Advanced Warfighter tells us what war will be like in the year 2013.
The cream:
Warmongerers, M*A*S*H fans and Dick Cheney types will have such a blast doling out death with the game's high-tech weaponry that they'll be shouting the words, "How you like me now, Sgt. Candy Ass?" way past their bedtimes.
The crap:
The single-player experience reminded us of a midget hooker: It's too short, but very sweet.
Handy press quote:
"Advanced Warfighter on the 360 is so beautiful, we actually dry-humped our conference room TV set. And yes, it was the closest we've come to having an actual relationship in several years."
—Stuffmagazine.com
You'll like this if you like:
Sending young men into battle to do your dirty work for you while you hang back hiding behind a barrel eating a hoagie like a damn coward.
Buy, rent or run away screaming?
While all the versions are competent, the 360 disc is the one you're really going to want. Unfortunately, at $60, you'll need to breach and clear your wallet to afford it.