Getting married today

From what I understand, women respect authority.

So, report your new wife to the police for masterminding 9/11. When she returns from Guantanamo Bay, your marriage should be stronger than ever.

I'm single btw.
She was also 16 when it happened. So I don't know if they will take me seriously
 
Belated congratulations. My advice is ignore all the other advice if you don't think it relevant to your relationship, but do try to keep communicating (unless it isn't relevant to your relationship!). Every relationship is different and no catch all description covers everything.

If you're planning to have kids (if you don't already have them), don't expect to be the same person or have the same relationship with your wife after them. I've a couple of friends whose relationships have foundered because they expected little to change. Which was daft, if you think about it.
 
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