“Should the Cell vanish from the earth, the Gamers would stop, because that is the power which keeps them going—not Unreal Engine under the games under the DLC, the engine that would then become unoptimized doody again"
“I think it’s funny. There was a time when console warriors were afraid that Nintendo would reveal some secret of theirs that was unknown to Microsoft/Sony. Nowadays, they’re afraid that Publishers will DLC'ify what everybody plays."
"Failing to have a cake after one has eaten it, is not a “compromise". It's a lie!”
“Multithreading is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it.”
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"This is no fantasy - no careless Gaming of wild imagination. No, my good gamers. These indictments I have brought to you today, specific charges listed herein against the Publishers, their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of DLC. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused.
On this... this chromatic aberration, whose only means of expression are wanton violence and destruction.
On the internet kiddies, whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all womankind have threatened even gaming journalism of the planet Krypton.
Finally, Microsoft, once trusted by Gamers, charged with maintaining the superiority of PC gaming graphics itself! Chief architect of this intended revolution and author of this insidious Kinect, to establish a new gaming apparatus amongst us, with itself as absolute ruler!
You have heard the evidence. The decision of the Gamers will now be heard!
...
[MS] The vote must be unanimous, Cerny-El. It has therefore now become your decision. You alone will condemn us if you wish, and you alone will be held responsible by me.
Join us.
You have been known to disagree with the Gamers before. Yours could become an important voice in the new VR, second only to Holo-Lens! I offer you a chance for Greatness, Cerny-El! Take it! Join us!
You will bow down before Holo-Lens, Cerny-El! I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before Holo-Lens! Both you and then one day, your heirs!!!!!"
wat.
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[Gamers] This industry is safe again, Cerny, thanks to you.
[Cerny] No, sirs. Don't thank me, Gamers. We're all part of the same team. Good night.
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You were great in your day, Nintendo. But it just stands to reason, when it came time to cash in your marios, this old... diseased... Gamer would be your banker.
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[Kinect] Why did... why did you buy me first?
[Gamer] I didn't think you'd let me later.
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[Microsoft] Look at the overgrown PlayStation, Miss Kinect. Tell me what you see.
[Kinect] Greatness, dimples.
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“I think it’s funny. There was a time when console warriors were afraid that Nintendo would reveal some secret of theirs that was unknown to Microsoft/Sony. Nowadays, they’re afraid that Publishers will DLC'ify what everybody plays."
"Failing to have a cake after one has eaten it, is not a “compromise". It's a lie!”
“Multithreading is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it.”
---------
"This is no fantasy - no careless Gaming of wild imagination. No, my good gamers. These indictments I have brought to you today, specific charges listed herein against the Publishers, their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of DLC. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused.
On this... this chromatic aberration, whose only means of expression are wanton violence and destruction.
On the internet kiddies, whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all womankind have threatened even gaming journalism of the planet Krypton.
Finally, Microsoft, once trusted by Gamers, charged with maintaining the superiority of PC gaming graphics itself! Chief architect of this intended revolution and author of this insidious Kinect, to establish a new gaming apparatus amongst us, with itself as absolute ruler!
You have heard the evidence. The decision of the Gamers will now be heard!
...
[MS] The vote must be unanimous, Cerny-El. It has therefore now become your decision. You alone will condemn us if you wish, and you alone will be held responsible by me.
Join us.
You have been known to disagree with the Gamers before. Yours could become an important voice in the new VR, second only to Holo-Lens! I offer you a chance for Greatness, Cerny-El! Take it! Join us!
You will bow down before Holo-Lens, Cerny-El! I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before Holo-Lens! Both you and then one day, your heirs!!!!!"
wat.
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[Gamers] This industry is safe again, Cerny, thanks to you.
[Cerny] No, sirs. Don't thank me, Gamers. We're all part of the same team. Good night.
---
You were great in your day, Nintendo. But it just stands to reason, when it came time to cash in your marios, this old... diseased... Gamer would be your banker.
---
[Kinect] Why did... why did you buy me first?
[Gamer] I didn't think you'd let me later.
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[Microsoft] Look at the overgrown PlayStation, Miss Kinect. Tell me what you see.
[Kinect] Greatness, dimples.
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