Worst Pain Of Your Life (son of MuFu svt thread)

london-boy said:
sytaylor said:
didnt notice it, im guessing that i actually digested it because i never saw or heard it drop out if you get my meaning.. my stomache acids etc broke it down and it just passed out as crap my body didnt want.


:LOL: :LOL: No way!!! I'm sure Gastric acids are nowhere near so powerful to be able to melt a coin. Could be wrong, but i would be very surprised if that was the case...


Well most metals are pretty weak in the face of any acid however 10p coins are a copper and nickel alloy and while nickel is more reactive than hydrogen, copper is not so at least 60% of the coin will not dissolve in the HCl of someones stomach.
 
Twice in my life I have sneezed and in some way that has induced a blackout on my part. I get a feeling in my head that hurts more than anything else I`ve felt, my vision go black briefly and I collapsed.

Weird, but I havn`t done it for years now, so yay!
 
My nerve endings don't seem to register pain anymore (if they ever did) actually :/

Last week, in an incident involving a [should have been dowsed] fire and a gas can my entire right hand (and a large part of the arm) was ignited in flames for a rather long period of time. While my hand was burning I felt absolutely nothing.. when it was put out I felt nothing. When the blisters appeared the next day I felt nothing. When they popped later that day during yard work, I still felt nothing. Was rather depressing, really.

Then there's these scars all over my back.. big ones that look like someone took a whip to me or something. Everytime I take off my shirt around friends or what not I always get 1 of 2 responses - "Damn dude, get your women declawed" or "WTF, were you tortured or something?" Neither are correct, but I really do have absolutely no clue how they got there. They've been there for over a year now and are showing no signs of going away.



Anyway, back to the topic at hand.. an incident where I *should have* been in a great deal of pain happened when I was about 5 or 6 years old, building a tree house with a friend. It was in this monster of a tree - a good 100ft tall or so. My friend went inside to get a drink and I was installing the 'elevator' and decided to give it a quick test. I jumped on it (located at the very top of the tree), waited a few seconds, then it all came crashing down at 9.8m/s^2. I hit just about every branch on the way down and landed on a rather sharp stump with my back to the ground (and the stump in my upper back). I wasn't sure if I broke my back, so I just sat there for a minute, staring at the sky. As I was sitting there I remember thinking that normally whenever something like this would happen, I'd cry and scream (since I was just a little kid). But then I realized that if I did that, my friend and his parents would just come out acting all concerned and make a big commotion about it. Then my parents would hear about it, and there'd be no end to it. So I just stood up. A few moments later my friend came out with a drink, and I downed it and left an hour or so later, without ever saying a word about it. :eek:


Oh, and then there was this incident when I was 8 or so at a construction site. It had a bunch of those painting platforms where you pump a lever to raise the platform, and hit the release to go down. I jumped on it, pumped all the way to the top of the house it was attached, then hit the release.. not noticing the fact that my knee was in the gears. As the platform fell with me on it, my skin got caught up in the gears and a large portion (about a 2x2inch area) of the skin around my knee cap was ripped clear off. I got off the platform, walked home, and went into the kitchen to find a washcloth or something to put around my leg. My mom was on the phone and looked at my leg and said something like "What happened?!" I just said "oh.. nothing. Any wash cloths down here?"

Still have a rather large scar from that one.
 
drspangle said:
nelg said:
Note to self: Do not drive into the sun with drspangle.

I`m afraid I don`t comprehend :?:
Bright light causes histamine to be released in the nose. That histamine, frequently triggers sneezing. So, if I were in a car, with the sun directly in front of me, I would not feel safe if the driver might black out if he sneezed. :LOL:
 
Couple of gross knee accidents:

First time I dislocated my knee: I was goofing around with a buddy and a couple of girls at a high school dance. I remember distinctly "The Humpty Dance" was playing. Somebody pushed somebody else, and my buddy fell into me. Must have been a weird angle or something, because when he fell, he landed on the outside of my leg right at my knee. I remember collapsing, then going to get up but finding I couldn't straighten my leg. I looked down to find my kneecap nearly 180 degrees from where it was supposed to be... it had swung around the side of my knee and almost all the way to the back. My quads were pushed to the side and you could see my fibula pushing against the skin. I went into mild shock and things are kind of blurry to me, but the WORST part of it was the ONE HOUR I waited for the ambulance to get there, get me to a hospital, and for the doctor to "reset" my knee.

Resetting the knee was the sharpest pain, but not the worst. The worst was just knowing what it looked like down there for that hour of waiting. To reset the knee, he had a nurse pull hard on my ankle and lined up both halves of my knee joint while he pushed the cap back around the outside of my knee to ALMOST where it was supposed to be. At this point, it's on the side of my knee and my muscles/bones are at least lined up. Next step: he says, "This is going to hurt a little bit", and he proceeds to pull his hand back and slap the living piss out of it, knocking it back into place. I said something along the lines of, IIRC, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

SECOND time I dislocated the SAME knee: I used to be a kickboxer... fought in the club circuits here in the midwest for a few years. I was throwing a leg kick while the other guy was at the same time... his connected on my "plant" leg right at the side of my knee. Again, I try to get up but notice the leg won't straighten. I look down and think, "Second verse, same as the first." Same story: kneecap is on the wrong side of my joint.

Must have been the adrenaline though this time, as I don't remember it hurting hardly at all... just very tight and uncomfortable. There was an ambulance on the grounds, and my trainer was there as well. They took me to the ambulance where I got the bright idea that I didn't want to go through the bumpy ride to the hospital again in such pain, so I while the EMT's were talking amongst themselves about what to do, I talked my trainer into "resetting" my kneecap for me with the same "slap" move the doctor used the first time. That one moment where the cap get smacked back into place is the single strongest amount of physical or mental anguish I've ever experienced...both times.
 
Getting my wisdom teeth taken out and recovering in the post-op room without any anesthetics. My god. Totally 110% sober with four huge gaping bleeding holes in my mouth (they were particularly impacted).

Hmm, oh, this may be TMI for some..
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Getting a large tear in my foreskin during a freak sexual accident, severed vein and all, blood everywhere... it was bad.
 
Worst "short-term" pain - having two fingers partially amputated when I was 8 in a car door, you can still of course see the reattachment scars.

Worst "long-term" pain - An eternity of horrendous therapy for a small tumor located in my brain when I was 10; I will spare you all of the details. My left optic nerve's development was damaged enough by the tumor to where my sight in that eye is now at 20/400. By comparision legal blindness in the United State is defined as 20/200, average eyesight for a 24 year old male is around 20/25.
 
zurich said:
Hmm, oh, this may be TMI for some..
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Getting a large tear in my foreskin during a freak sexual accident, severed vein and all, blood everywhere... it was bad.
:oops:

WE HAVE A WINNER! :oops:
 
digitalwanderer said:
zurich said:
Hmm, oh, this may be TMI for some..
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Getting a large tear in my foreskin during a freak sexual accident, severed vein and all, blood everywhere... it was bad.
:oops:

WE HAVE A WINNER! :oops:

Moral of the story? YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazingly enough, it healed up on it's own (I was WAAAAYYY too embarassed to go to the doctor, though I REALLY should have) and you'd never guess there had been an accident unless it was pointed out. And for those wondering, it took about 2 weeks to heal during which pissing and arousal were devestatingly painful (anytime the gears started to turn, the scab would break and I'd be back at square one, blood and all). All I can say is, THANK GOD for Polysporin w/anesthetic!!!!

edit: the grossest part was that it SOUNDED like someone ripping fabric. I get shivers just thinking about it!!
 
zurich said:
digitalwanderer said:
zurich said:
Hmm, oh, this may be TMI for some..
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Getting a large tear in my foreskin during a freak sexual accident, severed vein and all, blood everywhere... it was bad.
:oops:

WE HAVE A WINNER! :oops:

Moral of the story? YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazingly enough, it healed up on it's own (I was WAAAAYYY too embarassed to go to the doctor, though I REALLY should have) and you'd never guess there had been an accident unless it was pointed out. And for those wondering, it took about 2 weeks to heal during which pissing and arousal were devestatingly painful (anytime the gears started to turn, the scab would break and I'd be back at square one, blood and all). All I can say is, THANK GOD for Polysporin w/anesthetic!!!!

Good God Man! Forget having enough lube, how about having any lube at all?!

As far as pain I've been in, I have a high tolerance for pain so most of it wasn't really painful for me.

Lets see I've broken every single finger (not all at once) playing basketball, some of them multiple times. Though the one time that stands out the most is when I was horsing around in a sporting goods store with some friends, we were all around 7 or 8 at the time and trying to lift a 100lb dumbbell. I could pick the thing up with no sweat using my right hand, I switched to my left and made the mistake of trying to put it down on top of the rest of the weights with my weak hand. I managed to crush (as in flattened) a portion of bone about a cm wide on my index and middle fingers. I should have gone to the hostpital and got it taken care of but I decided to be tuff and just splint it myself, well it took a long time to heal and during that time it rebroke several more times while healing. As I get older and older I'm waiting to develop some sort of bone growth problem on those two fingers where the break occured.
 
Oh my god Ryan i'm sweating and shivering just picturing that thing in my mind.............................. Jesus holy mary.........
 
I worked with a guy a few years back who was always given a hard time because he "broke" his "unit"... or his wife did anyway. Happenned during an intimate moment between the two where she was on top and got a little carried away...

To be specific (this is just for you, KILER, since you like the details of these sort of things), she bounced up a little too high, came down "with athority", and actually ruptured one of the bladders that hold the blood and make your "unit" stand at attention.

He claims now that when excited, he can shoot around corners with it. OUCH! :oops:
 
zurich- OMMFG! :oops:

I know what ya mean about not wanting to go to a doctor about your private bits, I did ONCE and am now over me fear....but I put it off for a good year before I did. (dickwart :rolleyes: )

Fortunately me doctor is a very attractive lady so it wasn't like I wasn't totally paranoid out of my mind in every way possible...I think I'm over modesty now. 8)
 
london-boy said:
Oh my god Ryan i'm sweating and shivering just picturing that thing in my mind.............................. Jesus holy mary.........

HEHE yeah it wasn't pretty:)

To be specific, the guy at the time (boyfriend, bb) was trying to sit on it, and hadn't applied enough lube. 150lbs of downforce and friction later, *RIP*, blood everywhere, me swearing like crazy, intense pain.. etc. I'm over it now, but I do sort of enjoy telling the story to get a rise out of people :)
 
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