Why does chocolate taste like rat poison?

[K.I.L.E.R]

I'm eating an Easter egg and for some odd reason it tastes like rat poison. I know no one would have put rat poison inside my chocolate or on it, I left it in the fridge for a day.
Why would it taste like rat poison?

PS: I have a girlfriend since 2 days ago.

 

[Babel-17]

I have to ask :smile: , how do you know what rat poison tastes like?

Lol, more seriously, maybe it was made out of dark chocolate? If you've never had it before it can have an overbearing taste.

Edit: Oh, are you insinuating your girlfriend might be responsible? Lol, "good times, good times" to quote Phil Hartman (as Bill McNeal).

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I put "PS" before I mentioned my GF, it was meant as a separate thing.

 

[Simon F]

I'm eating an Easter egg and for some odd reason it tastes like rat poison.

Have you been buying your confectionery from the "Whizzo Chocolate Company" again?

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Oooh a Monty Python reference. (Yes, I Googled that.)

 

[Dresden]

If you're eating Alpo, then yes there is a high chance that it's rat poison. Make your way to a vet ASAP.

 

[_xxx_]

Now which girl was crazy enough and how did you trick her into it?

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I didn't trick her.
We just had so much in common. It was one of those things I guess, it just happened.

I can't get pregnant by kissing, can I?

 

[_xxx_]

We just had so much in common.

So she's a maths freak too?

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

No.

 

[nutball]

I can't get pregnant by kissing, can I?

Depends where you kiss her.

 

[Simon F]

Why does chocolate taste like rat poison?

Actually, would rat poison taste digusting? Surely the aim is to get rats to eat it not put them off.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

It does taste slightly chalky.

 

[Bludd]

Have you been buying your confectionery from the "Whizzo Chocolate Company" again?

Oooh a Monty Python reference. (Yes, I Googled that.)

It's a fair cop...!

 

[Simon F]

It's a fair cop...!

..."We'll be charging them too".

 

[AcceleratorX]

Rat and cockroach poison do not taste bad if you get used to it. By smelling such things, one can guess a lot about its taste. That is true for everything, be it human sweat, shit or roses.

Anyway, dark or milk chocolate with mint flavours added to it can taste a lot like Rat poison. The reason is unknown to me, perhaps a common flavouring added in both products to attract the necessary audience to eat it? The difference is that chocolate is "warm and fuzzy" while Rat poison is "cold and bleak".

 

[Diplo]

Warfarin is yummy

 

[Rainbow Man]

I just had some Amedei 70% chocolate earlier this evening. Can't imagine rat poison tastes very much like it.

Dark chocolate goes very well along wiht a Bond movie played on the PS3 for some reason.
Peqace.

 

[Citrous]

Your girlfriend is clearly trying to help you become an hero. Don't fight destiny, it's a waste of time. Eat all the rat poison chocolate you can get your greedy little mitts on.

 

[suryad]

So since she does not like math...like you....what else is common between you two?