The Two Types of Farts

[Reverend]

Why is the silent fart so smelly whereas the noisy fart isn't?

 

[tongue_of_colicab]

Why is the silent fart so smelly whereas the noisy fart isn't?

Those wet farts under the shower are fay worse, they smell like a dead cow.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I poop in the shower.

 

[obobski]

doesn't that like, clog the drain? or do you have like a lifetime supply of drain-o (and/or a pooper scooper)

 

[Dersaidin]

Just turn the shower on really hard and break it up a bit?

 

[Gubbi]

The worst farts, by far, are the ones you get after an all vodka, all curry, all weekend bender.

Cheers

 

[Graham]

 

[dskneo]

try a heavyprotein shake with fast carbs on it (dextrose, sugar)....



... and wait 1 hour. i recommend using that hour collecting as many deodorants as you can

 

[Npl]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

 

[nutball]

The worst farts, by far, are the ones you get after an all vodka, all curry, all weekend bender.

Yeah those blighters can be a bugger to clean off the wall.

 

[obobski]

I cannot believe I read that entire page....

 

[London Geezer]

This is..... too much...... but..... can't stop....... reading...........

 

[doob]

If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?
(Question submitted by "Mad Panties")

Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart.

Now thats a funny question to ask an astronaut! (if they ever humbly did it deliberatly)

 

[John Reynolds]

Just when you think. . . .

 

[London Geezer]

These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

I'm actually thinking of the person who wrote that, and all that information on farts on that page...

 

[obobski]

too much time and not enough to do with it, its how many things like that get done, lol

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Yesterday I started seeing stars after I farted.

 

[Suflex]

Sticky please.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Preferably sticky it in one of the core forums for everyone to read about farting experiences.

 

[linthat22]

I poop in the shower.

lol, that made me giggle loudly, good one!