Why is the silent fart so smelly whereas the noisy fart isn't?
The worst farts, by far, are the ones you get after an all vodka, all curry, all weekend bender.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html said:If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?
(Question submitted by "Mad Panties")
Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart.
These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.
I poop in the shower.