I'm not very religious, but maybe I should be. Sure, Jesus made wine from water, but I did it with a dirty sock and fruit snacks! You tell me what the bigger miracle is.
I'm officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don't mind. I love that little asshole.
Man, some of the stuff on there makes me gag just thinking about it. Then again, I once ate Friskies in an attempt to entice a cat to do the same. "It's goooood! See! Yummy!" *yeuch!* "Ok, you can order a pizza..."