I walked into a pub noticed a large bucket stuffed with 5 dollar bills sitting on the bar. There were no signs or anything, and it obviously wasn't for tips....so, I asked the bartender about it. The bartender explained: "There's a horse in the back room there. If you can make him laugh, you get all the money in the bucket. It'll cost you $5 to try."
So, I put $5 in the bucket, and went in the back room. I came out about 15 seconds later and the horse was rolling on the floor laughing his ass off. I dutifully picked up the bucket, said "Thank you" and walked away.
A month later I went back into the same pub, and noticed a similar bucket filled with $20 bills. So I asked the bartended about it. The barkeep looked at me and said..."It's you! Well, you know that horse there in the back room? This time you have to make him cry. If you do that, you get the money...cost you $20 to try."
So, I put my $20 in the bucket, went into the back room, and about a minute later I came out leaving a bawling horse in the back room...slumped over blubbering uncontrollably. I dutifully picked up the bucket, but before I could leave the bartender stopped me.
"I have to ask", he said. "How did you do it?"
So I told him. "Well, last month, I told him that my dick was bigger than his!"
"What did you tell him today?" he asked.
"Nothing." I said. "I showed him!"
(OK...you can all commence on the "yeah...that really
is funny...considering...." wise cracks.
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