I think the 3rd rule is someone from NV PR must personally piss in your oatmeal every morning
Or is this your subtle way of telling us you now work for NV and are all up speed and well practiced in official corporate policy?
No, just that in several years of working with them, they have never told the truth, they always spin a response in some way at the bare minimum, and outright lies are not uncommon. Since the new PR guys took over, it has gotten much worse, I am not sure where they dredged this crew up from (actually, it was HP, if you want an ear full, call there and ask....), but they take things a step further in the wrong direction.
I have honestly never worked with a company that is as dishonest as Nvidia. ATI under Evendon (now at NV FWIW) bent things to the breaking point, but never outright lied. Intel only goes as far as selective quoting and other similar things, and AMD AMD is pretty above board all the time as well. 'New ATI' is much closer to AMD than anything else.
Smaller companies are all over the map, but none even come close to NV's level of sleaze. There is a spectrum of good and bad, and then there is NV off to one side, WAY off. It is really impressive how they manage to be dishonest with the press even when it is detrimental to their own goals. I really don't get it.
That said, they are impossible to work with.
I have two rules that I keep telling them, and that they keep ignoring. I will not consider them safe to work with unless they follow those two rules. They are:
1) Don't lie to me
2) Don't play petty power games with me
That's it. I tell them that repeatedly, have been for years. Nothing has changed on my end, but their end got worse.
The new regime there botched the first opportunity they got. See
here, and read the notes for more. Epic fail from a bunch of second rate chuckleheads. Then again, if NV wanted something more than a sock puppet this time around, they would have hired one. They didn't.
They never admit anything is their fault, it is always a partner, someone who misunderstands, or someone who is out to get them. They have not even admitted that bumpgate is their fault, it is TSMC, packaging houses, stupid users, incompetent OEMs, and everyone else.
Simply put, the company, every person there that I have dealt with, is in my opinion, simply dishonest. Are there good people there? Possibly, even likely. No, I know a few that are 'not allowed' to talk to me, but that is about it.
Ah well, they know what it will take to patch things over, but refuse to attempt it. Not my problem any more, the worse they get, the funnier it is for me. "This puppy is Fermi". Pure comedy gold, keep it coming guys.
-Charlie