Nope, I know just how inaccurate it can be.
The car club I'm in has users who lent them a Mk1 Golf GTI and Mk4 Golf (can't remember if it was a GTI or R32, think it was an R32) for the 'new vs old' drag races.
In the show the Mk1 wins it (just) but they actually ran the 'race' 3 or 4 times and then showed the only one the Mk1 won after the Mk4 owner bogged down his launch, they simply re-ran the race until they got the result they wanted while still looking convincing.
I would have to view that particular episode again, but without knowing what they had intended to show, I'm not sure you can call it inaccurate or not representative. If anything, such head to head races have to be taken with a grain of salt simply because results can vary depending on the track conditions, driver ability and a bit of luck. Perhaps they found that the Mk4 didn't deserve to win that race simply because it has traction control which the Mk1 wouldn't and wanted to offset that advantage because of it? I'm just not sure if an outsider can effectively judge what happened there, unless they were actual participants of the show. For all there is, the driver in the Mk1 might have done a terrible start which is why they did it a few times?
Anyway, I wasn't directly disagreeing with you - just that I see TopGear in a bit a different light. The inaccuracies you are pointing out are IMO simply opinions expressed in a exagerated style to make the whole thing entertaining. Sure, there are things that are staged - but I think it's quite relevant what is staged and why before blaming the show to be full of inaccuracies.