I never knew cars came with yellow triangle buttons or D-pads. But, hey, I learned how to drive a car in the early 80s thanks to:
Mother: my son learned how to steal cars from his PSX
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I never knew cars came with yellow triangle buttons or D-pads. But, hey, I learned how to drive a car in the early 80s thanks to:
tongue_of_colicab
Veteran
Well everybody can steal a car that has the engine running and most cars in america are automatics right? so driving them isnt exactly hard either.
Blazkowicz
Legend
I didn't know american cars's engine blow up when driving at midly high speed for a short while, though.
tongue_of_colicab
Veteran
Bad car, manual gearbox, the kid doesnt shift gears, kid put his foot down, not very good for your engine.
UGH please! How about this woman takes responsibility for her apparent bad parenting instead of conjuring up an overused scapegoat?
"My son plays videogames! Every wrong he ever commits from here on forth will be because he has taken a vested interest in gaming!"
"My son plays videogames! Every wrong he ever commits from here on forth will be because he has taken a vested interest in gaming!"
I guess racists and Republicans(are they really mutually exclusive? ) have learned to hate from Space Invaders.
Space Invaders teachers hatred of "aliens"(Mexicans, Muslims, etc... )
Space Invaders teachers to use force to invade another planet(Iraq, Iran, etc... ).
President Bush must have been an awesome space invaders player if his invasion of Iraq has anything to say about it.
Space Invaders teachers hatred of "aliens"(Mexicans, Muslims, etc... )
Space Invaders teachers to use force to invade another planet(Iraq, Iran, etc... ).
President Bush must have been an awesome space invaders player if his invasion of Iraq has anything to say about it.
Probably an automatic, and he put it in 1st gear. Then it won't shift up, and it's easy to destroy the engine.
Btw, the article doesn't say that the mother blames the playstation. What she said could be a direct answer to the reporter asking why the kid knew how to drive the car.
Btw, the article doesn't say that the mother blames the playstation. What she said could be a direct answer to the reporter asking why the kid knew how to drive the car.
I would have been more impressed if the kid learned to respawn two seconds after a shootout with police, perhaps a few dollars poorer and without his five million rounds of ammo, but otherwise completely unharmed.
Cars have rev limits to protect the engine from retards
Hahaha classic. Signature worthy quote.
Cars have rev limits to protect the engine from retards
Uh, newer OBD2 computer-controlled cars do, yes. But if you take your old 1982 Mazda GLC station wagon out back and floor it, it will continue to rev until you break a valve spring or a rod lets go.
Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.
Legend
Cars have rev limits to protect the engine from retards
Gearboxes don't. Your engine might not explode if you drive on the rev limiter in first gear, but I bet your gearbox strips in the first hour of your police chase.
Ferret Boy
Newcomer
I never knew cars came with yellow triangle buttons or D-pads. But, hey, I learned how to drive a car in the early 80s thanks to:
I learned how to romance the ladies thanks to:
I learned how to romance the ladies thanks to:
Zing!
I learned how to get chicks from Japanese dating sims.
Apparently, the fastest way to her heart is to memorize minutia and feed it back to her in a predetermined order.
Either that, or picking through trial and error from an endless series of queries, where both the questions and answers may as well be in some unreadable foreign language. Occassionaly, you must play through some trifling and demeaning little game she insists her man succeed in for little reward and no reason--all without directions and with frequent blowups, awkward dialogue, vast expanses of silence, and abrupt endings...
...dear god