Maria Sharapova

Mariner said:
london-boy said:
The Russians, yeah. Every other one looks, acts, sounds like a very fit lesbian. EVERY ONE.

I don't know... I'm quite partial to Jelena Dokic, even though she has an insane father!

Yeah, me too. She has a really nice figure (actually has a bust and a bum), and looks really good in her modelling photos. She also has an interesting face, rather than the more neutral, "china doll" face of Kournakova.

Mariner said:
Oddly enough, Amelie Mauresmo is a very fit lesbian!

Yes, but she looks it. I thought she was a bloke in a skirt.
 
Guden Oden said:
AlphaWolf said:
who'd of thunk it?

JEEZ! Who'd OF??? How do you pronounce the word "of"? As in "have", perhaps? :devilish:

BACK TO SCHOOL WITH YOU!!!!


Sorry, this is one of my pet peeves, along with self-righteous people like Vince who can't tell the difference between their and there. ;)


HEY!! We're talking about lesbians here, and u come up with Grammar???????? I mean, i'm gay and even *I* wouldn't do that!!!!!
 
Can I just interject to mention that when I say Mauresmo is "very fit", I mean in the health/fitness way and not in the phwoaarrrr way. :)

Mary Pierce used to be quite attractive as well before she became another muscle-bound hulk.

Serena scares the living daylights out of me.

Most worrying of all is that I don't really have any interest in tennis - I even get quite bored when playing it. I seem to have picked up an interest in women tennis players, though. ;)
 
Mariner said:
Can I just interject to mention that when I say Mauresmo is "very fit", I mean in the health/fitness way and not in the phwoaarrrr way. :)

Mary Pierce used to be quite attractive as well before she became another muscle-bound hulk.

Serena scares the living daylights out of me.

Most worrying of all is that I don't really have any interest in tennis - I even get quite bored when playing it. I seem to have picked up an interest in women tennis players, though. ;)

Yep, both Mauresmo and Serena are scary looking at times... wouldn't wanna get slapped by them...
 
Guden Oden said:
AlphaWolf said:
who'd of thunk it?

JEEZ! Who'd OF??? How do you pronounce the word "of"? As in "have", perhaps? :devilish:

BACK TO SCHOOL WITH YOU!!!!


Sorry, this is one of my pet peeves, along with self-righteous people like Vince who can't tell the difference between their and there. ;)

Yet somehow you find thunk is perfectly acceptable? My use of language in that comment was exactly how I wanted it. ;)

Oh and of is perfectly correct, it's every other word that has a problem.

Take your pet peeve and feel free to attack the language of people who don't know they are misusing the words.
 
MuFu said:
Humus said:
What's the deal with Tennis chicks anyway? I never found Kournakova to be particularly good-looking, nor do I see anything special in this chick.

It's a contrast thing.

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Although Kournikova is clearly no buttface.

Ahahahaha great stuff
 
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