Is yours to the left, right or center?

[Sage]

Do we really need to know all this ............................................ yes we do!

... when I read this thread it gives me the feeling of a brotherly bond between members.

and, knowing you, probably a hard-on too

 

[T2k]

blah, blah, completely insane stuff...

So... is yours left, right or center? If you're not sure, just put your hands on your hips and pee.

ROFL

 

[T2k]

Did KILLER even read the question?

You mean "did KILLER ever read the question?"

Answer is no, he never read the question and never will.

 

[Moloch]

left.. I pee with my left hand though, but I'm right handed

 

[rabidrabbit]

You pee with your left hand ? what did they do to your dick?
When I think about it, it could actually be quite convenient.

 

[Moloch]

You pee with your left hand ? what did they do to your dick?
When I think about it, it could actually be quite convenient.

They?
I used to skate board goofy footed as well, same with snowboarding.
How is it convienant?
Note- I fap with my right hand, dont have good controll with my left

 

[Sage]

Note- I fap with my right hand, dont have good controll with my left

i interchange frequently while going at it. of course, when you have to do it twice a day or more, every single frikkin daythen using just one hand can get TIREING. also, I have a problem with... ehm... rawness... and that gets really bad because no matter how raw it gets I still have to do it so it doesnt get a chance to heal. Thankfully, this only lasts a month or two before I get a break of a few weeks to a few months where I only have to do it once a day or, if I'm really lucky, only 4-5 times a week.

 

[Moloch]

Note- I fap with my right hand, dont have good controll with my left

i interchange frequently while going at it. of course, when you have to do it twice a day or more, every single frikkin daythen using just one hand can get TIREING. also, I have a problem with... ehm... rawness... and that gets really bad because no matter how raw it gets I still have to do it so it doesnt get a chance to heal. Thankfully, this only lasts a month or two before I get a break of a few weeks to a few months where I only have to do it once a day or, if I'm really lucky, only 4-5 times a week.

I've done 5 in a day easy, one after another.
Dont have any problems with rawness.. uncut>cut

 

[Sage]

I've done 5 in a day easy, one after another.
Dont have any problems with rawness.. uncut>cut

and how long did you sustain such activity? It usually takes me 3 or so hours each time so that's 6 hours a day for a few months. Also, i dont think uncut would make a difference because I'm talking about on the shaft. It might help if I used a better lubricant (usually dont use any, just grab the skin and move it up and down, exploiting the fact that the very outermost layer is extremely stretchy and not attached to the inner layers).

 

[Moloch]

I've done 5 in a day easy, one after another.
Dont have any problems with rawness.. uncut>cut

and how long did you sustain such activity? It usually takes me 3 or so hours each time so that's 6 hours a day for a few months. Also, i dont think uncut would make a difference because I'm talking about on the shaft. It might help if I used a better lubricant (usually dont use any, just grab the skin and move it up and down, exploiting the fact that the very outermost layer is extremely stretchy and not attached to the inner layers).

Why does it take you so long?
When I get.. ahem hard, I can release in a few minutes while viewing pron, when just using my mind, maybe 5 minutes.
I dont use the shaft... slide the skin.. nice visuals?

 

[Sage]

Why does it take you so long?
When I get.. ahem hard, I can release in a few minutes while viewing pron, when just using my mind, maybe 5 minutes.
I dont use the shaft... slide the skin.. nice visuals?

well for one i get distracted very easily. I have to focus extremely hard even when viewing porn... and it takes FOREVER to find porn that is good enough to invoke orgasm. It's almost as hard as doing it just mentally. Also, I often have what I call a microorgasm- it feels like I'm finally building up to orgasm and then *poof* it's gone and I start going limp. That sets me back to square one. Now, in a girl I can hold out 5 minutes tops but usually it's accompanied by lots and lots of foreplay.

And how can you not use the shaft????? You're reeeealy missing out.

 

[Moloch]

Why does it take you so long?
When I get.. ahem hard, I can release in a few minutes while viewing pron, when just using my mind, maybe 5 minutes.
I dont use the shaft... slide the skin.. nice visuals?

well for one i get distracted very easily. I have to focus extremely hard even when viewing porn... and it takes FOREVER to find porn that is good enough to invoke orgasm. It's almost as hard as doing it just mentally. Also, I often have what I call a microorgasm- it feels like I'm finally building up to orgasm and then *poof* it's gone and I start going limp. That sets me back to square one. Now, in a girl I can hold out 5 minutes tops but usually it's accompanied by lots and lots of foreplay.

And how can you not use the shaft????? You're reeeealy missing out.

Usenet pwns for porn, my kind anyway, it's so good it's reuseable.
No problems with focus.
Not using the shaft? It's not neary as sensitive, it's you who is missing out.

 

[L233]

I think the question needs to be rephrased to "Where does your manhood point to when you're wearing your pants" - because then center is not really an option unless your member is so tiny that it cannot point left or right. Unless you're wearing baggy pants.

Anyway, this is an interesting issue into which I actually did quite some research after a couple of liters of beer at some party two years ago.

From my limited sample that night (~25 males) the split seems to be roughly 2/3s left and 1/3 right. This proportion remained the same when I gradually extended the size of the sample to about 150 (through a web poll hehe) and it's also consistent with the results of this poll here if you discard the "center" results.

 

[Xmas]

Did KILLER even read the question?

You mean "did KILLER ever read the question?"

You mean, did you ever read K.I.L.E.R's nickname right?



Center is an option, depending on the type of underwear (if any).

Left and righthanded for me.

 

[Moloch]

Did KILLER even read the question?

You mean "did KILLER ever read the question?"

You mean, did you ever read K.I.L.E.R's nickname right?



Center is an option, depending on the type of underwear (if any).

Left and righthanded for me.

Boxers>*
Don't like the way underwear grabs your junk

 

[Sage]

Usenet pwns for porn, my kind anyway, it's so good it's reuseable.
No problems with focus.
Not using the shaft? It's not neary as sensitive, it's you who is missing out.

there's no such thing as reusable porn for me. also, I have extremely varied tastes depending on the mood I'm in. Even while I'm in the middle of things I'll decide to go off on a completely different tangent. And you should use the shaft and head. Personally, I don't use the head because it's far too sensative to sustain much stimulation.

 

[Moloch]

Usenet pwns for porn, my kind anyway, it's so good it's reuseable.
No problems with focus.
Not using the shaft? It's not neary as sensitive, it's you who is missing out.

there's no such thing as reusable porn for me. also, I have extremely varied tastes depending on the mood I'm in. Even while I'm in the middle of things I'll decide to go off on a completely different tangent. And you should use the shaft and head. Personally, I don't use the head because it's far too sensative to sustain much stimulation.

The layer of skin between makes it just right

 

[Sage]

The layer of skin between makes it just right

well i pull the skin of the shaft up and over the head, then back down, then back over.... uhhHHHhhhhhhHHHHh.... gotta go...

 

[Moloch]

The layer of skin between makes it just right

well i pull the skin of the shaft up and over the head, then back down, then back over.... uhhHHHhhhhhhHHHHh.... gotta go...

I keep the skin down and rub it.. its quite awesome.
How old are you.

 

[sexualrug]

The layer of skin between makes it just right

well i pull the skin of the shaft up and over the head, then back down, then back over.... uhhHHHhhhhhhHHHHh.... gotta go...

I keep the skin down and rub it.. its quite awesome.
How old are you.

that sounds so wrong. It sounds like you met the guy in a bar and want to pick him up....

Seriously, this thread is hilarious. Inappropriate and disgusting, but hilarious.