How often do you empty your bowels?

[AlNom]

Mostly on weekends because that's when I eat a lot of raisin bran and I can just sit on the can and play Warcraft III all day.

I dare someone to make a thread called "How often do you empty your bowels?".

 

[digitalwanderer]

Doing something because Kruno dared you to? BAD IDEA!!!

 

[AlNom]

No shame.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I empty my bowels once a day.
The usual case is during the night just before taking a shower and after a session of pulling the tiger over the mask.

It's usually about 9pm. Yesterday is was at 8:38pm.

When I go bowelling I frequently stick sharp objects into my rectum to make it all come out.

 

[DudeMiester]

One a day, usually in the morning, but sometimes in the evening. However, if I am stressed, I might miss a day. I usually have a high fibre breakfast, so there are never log-jams in the tubing. I mean, if William Shatner says it's a good idea, then it must be!

 

[Dersaidin]

Precisely every 14223 seconds.

 

[bloodbob]

When I need to

 

[KimB]

About once a day. Used to be much less, as I had constipation for some months on end. Well, don't do that. It gets very, very painful if you let it go too long. Raisin bran is your friend.

 

[Natoma]

Daily.

 

[AlNom]

...right now.

 

[alexsok]

Once a week. Sometimes once in two weeks

 

[Skrying]

Every morning between 6:50am~7:00am, except on weekend which is more around 10:00am

 

[Angelcurio]

Always before taking a shower. If i take 3 showers, i try to clean them 3 times then

 

[Dresden]

67 times per day. And it arrives in whacky colors and animal shapes like play dough, which I then display proudly on my mantle.

 

[Bludd]

I do it when my body tells me it's time. Also, I don't keep track of how many times I do it during a given period.

 

[nutball]

As I type this ... <HHHhhnnnggGGggGG!!!1!> that's better.

More seriously, 0930Z. I work on UTC because it's universal time, so I'll be regular regardless of where I end up in the Universe.

 

[mito]

suggestion for next topic:

do you take a shower after emptying your bowels?

 

[RussSchultz]

suggestion for next topic:

do you take a shower after emptying your bowels?

Every time in my life so far, I have.

 

[mito]

another suggestion:

would you take a dump somewhere other than your own washroom?

 

[AlNom]

At a hotel? Friend's house?

I've flooded my buddy's washroom before. It was um... muddy.

another suggestion:

would you take a dump somewhere other than your own washroom?