My kids funfair is today and I do NOT want to go to it!
How do I get the kids to not want to go? Me and my wife (who is just as excited about going as I am) were discussing options late last night and came up with the following:
1. I could fake a heart attack
2. When the air-raid sirens go off for their weekly testing in about a 1/2 hour we could act panicked and tell the kids a tornado is coming and hide in the basement for 3 hours until it's too late to go
3. "Accidently" let the puppies out and spend 3 hours chasing them
4. My wife could fake a migraine
5. Me and my wife could fake a fight, the kids have never really seen us fight (mainly because I don't think we have since the kids came) and we figure the shock would throw them off stride
I know there has to be a better/less evil way, any ideas?
How do I get the kids to not want to go? Me and my wife (who is just as excited about going as I am) were discussing options late last night and came up with the following:
1. I could fake a heart attack
2. When the air-raid sirens go off for their weekly testing in about a 1/2 hour we could act panicked and tell the kids a tornado is coming and hide in the basement for 3 hours until it's too late to go
3. "Accidently" let the puppies out and spend 3 hours chasing them
4. My wife could fake a migraine
5. Me and my wife could fake a fight, the kids have never really seen us fight (mainly because I don't think we have since the kids came) and we figure the shock would throw them off stride
I know there has to be a better/less evil way, any ideas?