Hilarious joke
- Thread starter K.I.L.E.R
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Joe DeFuria said:Q: Why don't Blacks and Mexicans marry?
A: Because their kids would be too lazy to steal!
Q: What's a Jewish Delimma:
A: Free Ham!
Q: How do you Grease a Ferrari?
A: Run over an Italian!
LOL.
The original joke was pretty funny too.
Being overly PC kills all the fun. Being offensive and serious is completely different to telling a offensive joke. What a disaster it would be if the PC police would hunt after the Norway jokes that's quite common over here, it'd be like dropping half our culture. Making fun of norwegians is a central part of our beings.
Bigus Dickus
Regular
Too bad I missed the original joke. I don't understand people who are so sensitive about such things. Man... the PC police are going to take over the world eventually.
Silent_One
Newcomer
I read the joke. Personally I did not think it was very funny. John's and Joe's are pretty funny though. Look out for the PC police though! I mean really..... people need to chill out.
I mean really..... people need to chill out.Some people put their limits at different places than others ... if you push hard enough Im sure you can find someone here to go into pedophile/gaschamber/incest jokes to proove that point (which I about find equally offensive as Joe's first&last joke for instance, good enough for a grimace ... but at the same time I know some people abuse jokes like this to promote hate).
I doubt Joe would laugh at dead baby jokes, or find himself overly politically correct for disapproving.
I doubt Joe would laugh at dead baby jokes, or find himself overly politically correct for disapproving.
Bigus Dickus
Regular
Dead baby jokes aren't funny? Damn.
What tennis player can be seen in poo? Anna Corn-ikova.
1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player{tm}. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. 4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars. 5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it?s the NEW model. 6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason. 7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots?a pretty colors and lights. 8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members. 9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months. 10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them. 11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones. 12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships. 13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair. 14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun. 15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo. 16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage. 17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age? 18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner. 19. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are. 20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them. 21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "good-bye."
1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player{tm}. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. 4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars. 5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it?s the NEW model. 6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason. 7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots?a pretty colors and lights. 8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members. 9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months. 10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them. 11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones. 12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships. 13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair. 14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun. 15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo. 16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage. 17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age? 18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner. 19. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are. 20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them. 21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "good-bye."
Joe DeFuria
Legend
Bigus Dickus said:
My thoughts exactly.
BTW...
Q: What goes "Scrreeech.... vroom....screeech.... vrooom.....screeech..... vroooom...."
A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
Joe DeFuria
Legend
Dead baby jokes have always offended me. I also feel the same about space shuttle jokes. I am, however, an uptight white boy from the midwest, so perhaps I have a narrower perspective on what constitutes proper cannon fodder for humor.
Heh well I have a pretty twisted sense of humour, but generally draw the line at AIDS and cancer victim jokes. Generally speaking, by the end of the average person's life they will know someone who will die from either of the above (if they don't already). That said, I have to find it funny that Vince (as much as I respect him) found that Italian joke offensive, but a month or two back posted that Joe Millionaire-AIDS picture. But I guess we're all guilty of double standards on minority humour..
Joe DeFuria
Legend
MfA said:
Sigh. I know that some people are offended by them, so I didn't post them directly. But to humor you, MfA:
Q: What is red and white and squirms in the corner?
A: Dead Baby playing with razor blades.
Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner?
A: Same baby 3 weeks later.
Satisfied?
Now, to be clear, if anyone requests, I will take it down.
