randycat99
Veteran
Silly little rabbits!...gyroscope, shmegmascopes. Is it giving too much away for them to just say they will incorporate an integrated x/y/z accelerometer?
The revolutionary part they didn't mention is obviously that the controller will not be of plastic construction, but rather a finely shaped ball of pure energy plasma, presumably held in place by global-positioned superconducting magnets (a spinoff technology, courtesy of the Star Wars Defense program era). Naturally, this will require the user to wear rather thick and sturdy zero-K field battle gloves to provide the necessary protection from hot plasma upon the user's hands. It may seem ungainly on paper, but hey, what could be more revolutionary than holding a ball of plasma in your hand to control a Mario character on your screen?
The revolutionary part they didn't mention is obviously that the controller will not be of plastic construction, but rather a finely shaped ball of pure energy plasma, presumably held in place by global-positioned superconducting magnets (a spinoff technology, courtesy of the Star Wars Defense program era). Naturally, this will require the user to wear rather thick and sturdy zero-K field battle gloves to provide the necessary protection from hot plasma upon the user's hands. It may seem ungainly on paper, but hey, what could be more revolutionary than holding a ball of plasma in your hand to control a Mario character on your screen?