I'm no good at captions but how about ...
Jensen to Fudo: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
Fudo thinks: "I'm keeping my hand on this gun until he takes his hand off me."
Jensen thinks: I'll butter him up now & get the rewards later"
Fudo thinks: "Why does he keep looking at that barrel of Vaseline?"
Fudo thinks: "Dammit! I almost made it to the exit that time."