ever hurt anus?

It's not that hard, all you have to do is read the "location" thing under the K.I.L.E.R thing to the left of his posts.

Yeah that's the sort of thing that's going to make you think twice about going to Australia for a dump.

Anyway back on topic, why are there so many experts on ripped anae at B3D, and moreover why are body-builders particularly clued-up in arse fissure avoidance? Is it a hazard of the profession?

 

I used to go to this restaurant that made their vindaloo very mild. Then I went to another. Bastards.

 

Sage, I know you're always trying to prove what a big man you are, but that 'silk smooth' toilet paper you use really has to go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKf98c9Wpqo

 

I use sandpaper to wipe my ass.

 

MILD vindaloo? Shameful.

 

Without a doubt:

 

Sage when you're patched up try this.

 

Don't worry, at the second place it was like eating molten lava (phrase courtesy of Red Dwarf).

 

As it should be LOVE vindaloo...although a little tika masala can be nice from time to time when flames are needed.

 

Well, where I live East Indians are the largest ethnic group, so there's no shortage of it! In fact, there's a decent Indian restaurant right in my neighbourhood (actually, it's the only restaurant here).

 

Well then, curry to celebrate!

 

Hair of the dog is not what you need.

 

I thought i'd contribute to the thread...

 

Sage, I feel your pain. I've had to deal with crap like that. Lesson learned: from now on, I'm making damned sure to eat enough fiber!

Trust me, you do not want to leave constipation untreated for too long. It gets painful.

 

I've had this for years off and on. Maybe it's time I start eating some fiber.

 

Yeah, you do not want to wait until you've injured yourself. You can end up spending a couple of days in constant pain, and if you have to go again during that time, well, it's downright agony. And once you've injured yourself once, it becomes easier to do it a second time. So best to just be careful now.