It will never heal. Your sex life will never again be the same.
So just good ol fashion' missionary for you eh?
Thankfully, my sex life is very satisfying and doesn't involve anyone's anus
ever hurt anus?/Mine or someone else?Anyone here ever slightly ripped their anus while excreting? I'm wondering how long this is going to take to heal.
Depends on how much crapping you'll do soon and how badly you ripped it I guess. If your ass continues bleeding when your not on the crapper I'd be worried.
it coagulates pretty fast... really fast.
It happens when you dont drink enough water daily, and if you eat alot it gets worse. Bodybuilders rule is to drink 3 to 5 litres a day.
«Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"»Don't ask how I know
So the real life lesson here is to never let huge, gamma-radiated green guys near your butt?
In all seriousness it's called a "fissure"
In all seriousness it's called a "fissure" and they can be chronically reinjured and last for many years. The most painful part is spicy food. Don't go there.
To heal up without medical intervention eat lots of fiber (take supplements) and drink lots of water. Reinjury is caused by hard poop so cut the coffee and booze too and don't eat tons of cheese.
Go to the bathroom when you need to...the longer you "hold it" the more water the colon removes from the stool.
If that doesn't work see a butt doctor and they'll give you one of 3 salves for it. Then there's always surgery but with it comes a chance of incontinence...
Don't ask how I know