ever hurt anus?
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It will never heal. Your sex life will never again be the same.
So just good ol fashion' missionary for you eh?
Thankfully, my sex life is very satisfying and doesn't involve anyone's anus
In all seriousness it's called a "fissure" and they can be chronically reinjured and last for many years. The most painful part is spicy food. Don't go there.
To heal up without medical intervention eat lots of fiber (take supplements) and drink lots of water. Reinjury is caused by hard poop so cut the coffee and booze too and don't eat tons of cheese.
Go to the bathroom when you need to...the longer you "hold it" the more water the colon removes from the stool.
If that doesn't work see a butt doctor and they'll give you one of 3 salves for it. Then there's always surgery but with it comes a chance of incontinence...
Don't ask how I know
To heal up without medical intervention eat lots of fiber (take supplements) and drink lots of water. Reinjury is caused by hard poop so cut the coffee and booze too and don't eat tons of cheese.
Go to the bathroom when you need to...the longer you "hold it" the more water the colon removes from the stool.
If that doesn't work see a butt doctor and they'll give you one of 3 salves for it. Then there's always surgery but with it comes a chance of incontinence...
Don't ask how I know
«Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"»Don't ask how I know
Seriously, though, his problem could also be that dry stool has ruptured a hemorrhoid near the anus opening. Symptoms may seem the same. Obviously less dangerous than a ‘proper ass rupture’, but can be bloody (literally) painful nonetheless.
Ike Turner
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What a craptacular thread
Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.
Legend
Why do I read this thread title in the same way as I read "HULK SMASH!" ?
So the real life lesson here is to never let huge, gamma-radiated green guys near your butt?
Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.
Legend
Hulk leaves after a particularly heavy anal sex and fisting session:
Don't make him angry - you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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Same roots as nuclear "fission"... And yes, sometimes it gets so bad that it really does feel like you have a nuke exploding up your ass.
... Pardon my french..
In all seriousness it's called a "fissure" and they can be chronically reinjured and last for many years. The most painful part is spicy food. Don't go there.
To heal up without medical intervention eat lots of fiber (take supplements) and drink lots of water. Reinjury is caused by hard poop so cut the coffee and booze too and don't eat tons of cheese.
Go to the bathroom when you need to...the longer you "hold it" the more water the colon removes from the stool.
If that doesn't work see a butt doctor and they'll give you one of 3 salves for it. Then there's always surgery but with it comes a chance of incontinence...
Don't ask how I know
Awesome, thanks for all of the helpful info! My ass thanks you too...
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