A geek can't deny its roots, he can try to hide them for a moment, but the force is too strong. Too strong!
And i think he didn't invites most of us for very obvious reasons, because if he did, the church would have not been able to contain all of this crowd, it would have required the church to be constructed in, at least, a 65nm process, in order to contains all the people coming... And it's known as a fact that English churches are still being constructed using a 0.15 micron process...
Something else I noticed: It's been 183 days since you got married, so depending on the hour, you've been married exactly half a year now.
You're 1% of the way to your golden anniversary. How's married life treating you so far? Everthing you've imagined? Worse, better? Any kids on the way?