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HELSINKI (Reuters) - A number of Finnish conscripts have been excused their full term of military service because they are addicted to the Internet, the Finnish Defense Forces said Tuesday.

Doctors have found the young men miss their computers too much to cope with their compulsory six months in the forces.

"For people who play (Internet) games all night and don't have any friends, don't have any hobbies, to come into the army is a very big shock," said Commander-Captain Jyrki Kivela at the military conscription unit.

"Some of (the conscripts) go to the doctor and say they can't stay. Sometimes, the doctors have said they have an Internet addiction," Kivela said.

There are no official figures for the Internet addict dropout rate.

"They get sent home for three years and after that they have to come back and we ask if they are OK ... they will have had time to grow up," Kivela said.

Finland called up 26,500 men in 2003, nine percent of whom were relieved of duty for medical reasons.

However, the Internet drop-outs have not dented national pride in "sisu," a Finnish quality of being tough and resilient.

"We are very proud of our Finnish men. Eight-two percent of all Finnish men manage their whole military service," Kivela said.
 
I was gay when I went to army.
I was addicted to computer games (Internet didn't yet excist then) when I went to army.
I was afraid of guns when I went to army.
I couldn't swim when I went to army.
I had difficulties taking orders when I went to army.

I was there 12 months, the minimum then was 8 months.

I am still gay.
I am still addicted to games (and Internet).
I am still afraid of guns (except Blasters, Sheepinators, BFG's, Railguns, Phasers, Flak cannons...)
I can still not swim (I could while I was in army (I had to), but couldn't any more when I got out... weird :? )
I still have difficulties remembering the orders I'm given.

The army didn't make me a better man.

Those sissies can't even stand 6 months in army???
And they do have access to Internet in the army recreational areas today.
 
I just had more important things to do than joining the Italian Army. It just felt like the most useless, time-wasting thing to do in the whole universe. A whole year lost to do NOTHING.
 
london-boy said:
I just had more important things to do than joining the Italian Army. It just felt like the most useless, time-wasting thing to do in the whole universe. A whole year lost to do NOTHING.
Perhaps you could have joined the Italian navy? (though that brings up a whole class of jokes involving glass bottomed boats)
 
RussSchultz said:
london-boy said:
I just had more important things to do than joining the Italian Army. It just felt like the most useless, time-wasting thing to do in the whole universe. A whole year lost to do NOTHING.
Perhaps you could have joined the Italian navy? (though that brings up a whole class of jokes involving glass bottomed boats)


:? /way over my head.......................
 
Sorry. The Navy is derided for being full of gay men. (joke 1).

Series of glass bottom jokes:

Q: Why did the 2nd Italian navy have glass bottomed boats?
A: To see the first italian navy.

Q: What happened to the 2nd Italian navy?
A: Somebody opened a window.

/rimshot
 
RussSchultz said:
Sorry. The Navy is derided for being full of gay men. (joke 1).

Series of glass bottom jokes:

Q: Why did the 2nd Italian navy have glass bottomed boats?
A: To see the first italian navy.

Q: What happened to the 2nd Italian navy?
A: Somebody opened a window.

/rimshot


:LOL: :LOL: Shit, should have told me before!!!! I'd have RUN!! But even then, i don't do italians so...
 
Heh when i go on a trip it takes me the first day or so to get used to no net. But after that I love it. I wake up early. I go do stuff. Damn you internet. You made me fat !!!!
 
jvd said:
Heh when i go on a trip it takes me the first day or so to get used to no net. But after that I love it. I wake up early. I go do stuff. Damn you internet. You made me fat !!!!

Wait till you get married. :devilish:
 
John Reynolds said:
jvd said:
Heh when i go on a trip it takes me the first day or so to get used to no net. But after that I love it. I wake up early. I go do stuff. Damn you internet. You made me fat !!!!

Wait till you get married. :devilish:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

BTW I served my mandatory 12 months in a Special Company on the Hungarian side of the Yugo border, during the Serbian-Croatian war... (unlike immigration forces here, border patrol a military force over there and therefore they had few special purpose units, like special forces here at all kind of US armed forces - I'm talking about purposes only ;))... one fuckin' year in the middle of such things... actually I was lucky: I became one of the first wave one-year-term soldiers, they just lowered from 18-months.
That was simply bad, period.

I have a friend who was discharged after 2-3 months because of his - faked - homosexuality. It was in 1990, though.

BTW it wasn't wasted time, I think. As much as I hated back then, I actually learned quite a few things about human behavior, capabilities, responsibilities in extreme conditions (like serving in a warzone), not to mention our "exceptional" military equipment... :LOL: (Though we've got luxurious boots, better quality uniforms, camouflages per season, best weapons, extra APCs, etc - compared to an average border patrol, of course. ;))

I don't wanna do it again, after all. :D :?
 
John Reynolds said:
jvd said:
Heh when i go on a trip it takes me the first day or so to get used to no net. But after that I love it. I wake up early. I go do stuff. Damn you internet. You made me fat !!!!

Wait till you get married. :devilish:

I will most likely get skinner. In all of my relationships so far I was the cook . I'm to lazy to cook for myself though haha
 
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