Martin Eddy
Regular
Ahh yes but will it use NippleShader 2.0 or NippleShader 3.0?
ATI's The Latest secret weapon
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Bouncing Zabaglione Bros. said:
Make that "Ruben".
ATI's answer to a curvaceous winged nymph will be a swarthy, heavy-set 40-something in clad only with fuzzy slippers and gray jogging shorts and rendered in exquisite detail using groundbreaking shaders to render never before seen features such as:
back_hair shaders (1,2,3)
hot_day sweat modeling
per-pixel collision detection of folds of flab in the jogging demo
back_hair shaders(4,5,6)
baldspot bump mapping
posterior_pants_crease vertex shading
high sample rate skin blotch pixel shaders
and finally, the most important
cinematic motion blur of jiggling man-teats in the trampoline segment.
Now that would be technically impressive. A flawless, voluptuous fantasy tart wouldn't hold a candle to an unshaven chunky everyman from Jersey scratching himself as he tosses back a cold one.
Martin Eddy
Regular
I will live with that image for a long time.
madmartyau said:I will live with that image for a long time.
This proves that such an ATI demo would have a massive impact on all who saw it.
Technology hasn't actually gotten that far (yet), but when it comes time to find out if we've reached the point of truly cinematic rendering, the standard won't be an ivory-skinned Dawn, but an unshaven Ruben.
I'd rather not see an ATI Dawn, a pixelated pinup would just be embarrassing. I don't make video card decisions based on my hormones, and I'd appreciate it if it wasn't assumed by some marketing guys that I did.
Nvidia already did the scantily clad chick thing, to copy it would be humiliating.
Doomtrooper
Veteran
Nvidia sold alot of cards because of just 'Dawn', you would be suprised how many uneducated buyers out there stated Cinefx is not possible on a R300, Dawn was too 'complex' for ATI card..yada yada..
3dilettante said:Bouncing Zabaglione Bros. said:
Make that "Ruben".
ATI's answer to a curvaceous winged nymph will be a swarthy, heavy-set 40-something in clad only with fuzzy slippers and gray jogging shorts and rendered in exquisite detail using groundbreaking shaders to render never before seen features such as:
back_hair shaders (1,2,3)
hot_day sweat modeling
per-pixel collision detection of folds of flab in the jogging demo
back_hair shaders(4,5,6)
baldspot bump mapping
posterior_pants_crease vertex shading
high sample rate skin blotch pixel shaders
and finally, the most important
cinematic motion blur of jiggling man-teats in the trampoline segment.
Now that would be technically impressive. A flawless, voluptuous fantasy tart wouldn't hold a candle to an unshaven chunky everyman from Jersey scratching himself as he tosses back a cold one.
You're really Lucifer, aren't you?
IST said:
No, but perhaps that was the voice in my head that made me think of Ruben.
3dilettante said:Bouncing Zabaglione Bros. said:
Make that "Ruben".
ATI's answer to a curvaceous winged nymph will be a swarthy, heavy-set 40-something in clad only with fuzzy slippers and gray jogging shorts and rendered in exquisite detail using groundbreaking shaders to render never before seen features such as:
back_hair shaders (1,2,3)
hot_day sweat modeling
per-pixel collision detection of folds of flab in the jogging demo
back_hair shaders(4,5,6)
baldspot bump mapping
posterior_pants_crease vertex shading
high sample rate skin blotch pixel shaders
and finally, the most important
cinematic motion blur of jiggling man-teats in the trampoline segment.
Now that would be technically impressive. A flawless, voluptuous fantasy tart wouldn't hold a candle to an unshaven chunky everyman from Jersey scratching himself as he tosses back a cold one.
Do you have a hidden cam in the digilair? Why do you think ATi would do a tech demo of ME?!?
T2k said:
http://www.beyond3d.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11423 There is your answer as to why your prefered forum skin is gone.
Hellbinder
Banned
ATi is not copying Nvidia !!!
I mean just becuase their Chick is called "Alba" Which just *happens* to mean "early morning" in itallian...
Sheesh...
!!!I mean just becuase their Chick is called "Alba" Which just *happens* to mean "early morning" in itallian...
Sheesh...
