Pay Harrison Ford to be your best friend
Harrison Ford, even in his dotage, commanded a whopping
$65 million fee to appear in
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Now, that movie was
terrible, but wouldn't it be great if Ford popped up at your house in his helicopter with some beers and a bootleg copy of
House of Cards on DVD? If we look at the time it took to film the aforementioned movie -- 117 days -- we can work out that Ford's daily rate is roughly $555,000 a day. If you had $700 billion in the bank, you'd be able to afford Hollywood's original sourpuss to hang around with you for 1.26 million days before he resumed pretending he didn't know who you were.