Once upon a time there was a beutiful Voodoo5 5500 that was lucky enough to move in with a PentiumIII-S "Tualatin" 1.26GHz. Well, this Voodoo5 lived a very happy life indeed, but felt somoething was missing. After a lot of research it was discovered that Voodoo5's often had their heatsinks atatched very poorly, and also that this particular Voodoo5 was getting extremely hot. So, it went in for some very long surgery- the removal of the old heatsinks, the lapping of its VSA-100's until they were as smooth as a perfectly cut diamond, the addition of copper blocks on the back of the card which had trenches milled so that they would make contact with the PCB and not the square resistors thatlay back behind the VSA-100s, it had tin coated ramsinks installed and two Chrome Orbs on the VSA-100s and two more Chrome Orbs on the copper blocks to equal front and back cooling of each VSA-100. But, a problem was encountered. One of the rear Chrome Orbs was over the RAM slots of the swank Abit ST6-RAID in which it was to dwell. The poor Voodoo5 was left asleep on the operating table for many months while a solution was searched for, until, at last, an AGP height extender was found which would allow the Chrome Orb to rest comfortably above the cool-blue system RAM and the heatsinks and fans attatched. But, the Voodoo5 never woke up. Devestated, the PIII-S tried to have a fruitful life with just the memories of FSAA, and it's new Voodoo3 3500 (non-TV) prototype friend. However, the Voodoo3 was much too young to be able to fullfil the desires of the PIII-S, and so one day the PIII-S sent for a GeForce4 Ti4200. Things were well for a while with the Ti4200, but it just wasnt the same, until one day.....
One Christmas a new Voodoo5 5500 came to visit the PIII-S. The PIII-S vowed to protect the new Voodoo5 from the evils that had claimed the last one.
And so the PIII-S still endures the Ti4200 to this day so that the Voodoo5 may stay safely away from the dangerous overclocking tendancies of the world and live happily ever after.
