but the hardware is so bizarrely underpowered and just plain BAD (like the shitty CPU with its incredibly wonky 96-bit FPU registers and no SIMD, which has been standard on PCs for almost a decade and a half now)...what's one to think?
I can't think of any explanation that makes sense other than they were all fucking drunk off of their asses when they designed this piece of crap.
Play a game on it is all I can say. It's too easy to get lost in the technical specs of the system without giving it a fair chance. For years I dumped thousands of dollars into CPUs and GPUs on various PCs hoping I'd benefit. Not always the case.
I've played lots of survival horror games, and I've never seen one where a zombie tried to hurdle over an object, grazed it and started to fall, stumbled to regain his balance like a human body does, and then starts sprinting after me. These may have been canned animations, but they were awfully convincing. They crawl all over the ground and knock objects out of the way different directions. Every single can or piece of trash on the ground moves when you touch it, and they hear it. They sneak up on you from behind from adjacent rooms. They react to your flashlight if it crosses them.
All this with a [crappy] CPU.
But they could have been just as innovative without the hardware compromises, same as Wii.
Likely not as profitable, though. That was a big influence in their change of direction to begin with. Life was good when their only competition was Sega.. far from the behemoths that Microsoft and Sony are.
Likewise, a lot of the choices regards Wii U are clearly not a matter of cost, especially considering Nintendo's financial success with Wii and DS. They have the money now to craft a well balanced system, offering decent performance and balance, but chose not to. Things like Wuublet battery life, using inbuilt SD card port for saves, RAM availability to devs, decent eDRAM BW, decent RAM BW (it's not even 22 GBs!!)...there are lots of options for considerable improvements for marginal/inconsequential cost.
A few things come to mind here.
Firstly, I don't believe Nintendo purposefully weakens its console just because they can. I think everything they do is based on financial necessity. They're a much smaller company and don't have the additional revenue streams that MS and Sony have, so if they're not profitable in the gaming industry, they're dead in the water. They take extra precautions because of this.. especially in an ailing economy like we're in now.
Secondly, I still think a lot of this talk is based on the mindset of the minority of today's gamers which are so concerned over graphics. In my opinion, we're often too concerned about them. Eventually we're going to get to a point where graphics come to a standstill. Nothing can look better than life. Without gameplay, what's the point? Just go out and live life instead of playing out a pretty picture on your television. We still have a ways to go but even this gen games like Crysis and Sleeping Dogs are pushing the envelope. What will hardware that's 5-6x as strong accomplish?
Thirdly, does the WiiU hardware detract from gameplay? The future's uncertain, but I don't think it's harming it so far. Does Mario need to have ultra-realistic physics like a human being? Does Link? Will not realism eventually zap the fun right out of much of their lineup? Some things you want to remain fantasy-like.. some things you want to remain unlike the real world that we live in every day so they don't become boring.
There are lots of people, myself included, who can still sit down and play one of the original MegaMan games and have about as much fun as I did the first time I sat down to play it over 20 years ago. Gameplay, and not graphics, make great games. Nintendo isn't perfect, but I'm glad there's a company out there who seems to really stress this.
I guess I'm on the fence. I wish Nintendo would've built a stronger box but understand why they didn't and appreciate them sticking to their strategy of gameplay over graphics. On the other hand, like I mentioned, I'll still get one of the the two -- either Sony or MS's new console since I'm intrigued by them and next-gen graphics.
Who says you can't love both?