Wow, this movie is retarded. What a waste of time and money. It's even worse than Underworld. Van Helsing has some stylish visuals and good CGI and that's it. The story is laughable, the characters are empty, the acting ranges from horrid to barely average, the dialogue is bad and even the non-stop action doesn't prevent the flick from getting rather boring pretty fast.
The best thing that can be said about this piece of shit is that it's better than League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Tomb Raider 2.
I really wonder why it is that these retards think it's okidokey to spend dozens of millions on CGI and shit like that while they skimp on a few thousand bucks for a decent writer. I'm not expecting Tolstoy... but for the love of Jeebus, there must be something better than: "a guy who lost his memory is sent by the Vatican to safe some chick in Transilvania who fights Count Dracula and his evil plan to take over the world by breeding an army of vampires with Frankenstein technology."
The best thing that can be said about this piece of shit is that it's better than League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Tomb Raider 2.
I really wonder why it is that these retards think it's okidokey to spend dozens of millions on CGI and shit like that while they skimp on a few thousand bucks for a decent writer. I'm not expecting Tolstoy... but for the love of Jeebus, there must be something better than: "a guy who lost his memory is sent by the Vatican to safe some chick in Transilvania who fights Count Dracula and his evil plan to take over the world by breeding an army of vampires with Frankenstein technology."
