Thou goatish elf-skinned gudgeon!

[Geo]

http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html

Clearly no netian should be without. . .

 

[thehulk]

I got this, lol

Thou mammering milk-livered barnacle!

 

[Simon F]

I think the Abuse-a-tron is better.

But if that all gets too much, there is always The Surrealist Compliment Generator to make you feel better... maybe.

 

[Geo]

I think the Abuse-a-tron is better.

But if that all gets too much, there is always The Surrealist Compliment Generator to make you feel better... maybe.

Compliments, you say?

Transistors bridge where your vanity would never go.

You guys use that one around the office with the "ego gifted" don't you?

 

[silence]

here is one for the beach....

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

 

[soylent]

Your mucuous membranes glisten with the glow of forty-seven burning violins.

...

 

[Guden Oden]

This one reads really poetically and beautifully, until the last word that is:

Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.