The new Superman

[Natoma]

You don't get queasy sticking your sausage in a hole that bleeds and grows yeast?

 

[Guden Oden]

I know the obvious come-back to that question, Natoma, but I'm not gonna say it!

 

[jvd]

You don't get queasy sticking your sausage in a hole that bleeds and grows yeast?

no cause my sausage shoots piss outta it. But i wont eat out chicks . Nor would i eat ass. But u love ass. At least thats what u told me at the bar last night !

 

[Natoma]

Of course, my point however is that both require significant levels of hygiene. Just as you heteros wouldn't stick your sausage in a bleeding, festering, fish-stank cesspool (unless you had a fetish for that kind of nauseating thing), we gay people wouldn't stick our sausage in a hershey filled highway (unless they had a fetish for that kind of nauseating thing).

 

[Himself]

I thought Reeves had a face that matched the comic book more than any of the actors following him.. This guy looks like he should be in a gangster movie.. lol

As for oral sex, wtf is that doing in this thread? lol

 

[Natoma]

Oral sex?

Try one of the other holes.

 

[Saem]

If you look at DC comics and cartoons, square flat jaws are the style du jour. This guy looks near perfect for superman and if older, an awesome batman. Imagine him in a cowl, with a jaw line that strong, very intimidating, William Defau (spelling?) would be another good one, at least in the cowl.

 

[Himself]

If you look at DC comics and cartoons, square flat jaws are the style du jour. This guy looks near perfect for superman and if older, an awesome batman. Imagine him in a cowl, with a jaw line that strong, very intimidating, William Defau (spelling?) would be another good one, at least in the cowl.

Face ain't wide enough, needs more bulk to match the carton, IMO.

 

[MuFu]

We have a winner.

 

[Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.]

Surely you mean this?

 

[Leto]

How does he fit that gargauntan chin under his racing helmet?

 

[Guden Oden]

We have a winner.

Um, you have seen how small F1 drivers are, right? An average 15-year-old is probably taller. Some batman HE would be!

(That looks a lot like a brother of Michael Schumacher by the way. Might it by any chance be the brother of Michael Schumacher, whatsisname?)

 

[MuFu]

It's David Coulthard. Check out this bizarre quote from Jenson Button:

Jenson also denied that F1 pal David Coulthard has a huge chin. ''It's his jaw,'' said the Brit. ''It's a muscle so it grows from driving, I think.''

Really managed to side-step that one, didn't he?

 

[Moloch]

It's David Coulthard. Check out this bizarre quote from Jenson Button:

Jenson also denied that F1 pal David Coulthard has a huge chin. ''It's his jaw,'' said the Brit. ''It's a muscle so it grows from driving, I think.''

Really managed to side-step that one, didn't he?

 

[rabidrabbit]

He looks to be a fine choice for Suppy.
Classic good manly looks. I never liked that Superman actor in Smallville,
but on the other hand, Smallville has little to do with Superman.

Hope he can act too.

 

[fallguy]

go Evangeline Lilly

:drool:

Quoted just to have it on the second page. It should be in every page, of every thread.

 

[cristic]

word ^^^

 

[rabidrabbit]

Well, then I quote this.
Anyone have pics of him without shirt and preferably without long trousers? We need to see how he'd look in that tight Superman suit!

 

[Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.]

Well, then I quote this.
Anyone have pics of him without shirt and preferably without long trousers? We need to see how he'd look in that tight Superman suit!

Doesn't matter - they are going to do a "spiderman" and have a shaded costume that makes him look like he has more muscles than would show up under an old style costume. It will still look like the traditional Superman costume, just shaded cleverly.

 

[London Geezer]

Maybe people around here arent thinking about one of the major reasons no one wants to play Superman in the year 2004 and later.

In the 80's, Superman as a whole (cape, outfit, bulge) was almost acceptable.

Today, it's just plain gay. I mean... Look at those colours!!