WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus. No black helicopter alert is so ludicrous, no urban legend so implausible, that he will not pass it along as accepted fact (in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation marks). Congratulations, you are recipient 16,747 of today's Urban Myth. CAUTION: Often Klaxon knowingly posts false alarms to foment mischief.
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I guess ya'll failed to notice the links on that page to news sources. I swear, ya'll look past everything. Try not looking at it as a joke, but as a different way to view what happened. The only jokes they are making are the ones aimed at the "PC (Politically Corrupt) media"