Solution To Expensive Petrol (Gas) Prices

[Diplo]

Buy your petrol online at a discount! :

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Especially useful for possible forthcoming fuel shortages across UK!

 

[Neeyik]

Brilliant! I've just ordered 10,000 litres from them!

 

[_xxx_]

Diesel:
red diesel
blue diesel
...
Vin Diesel
...

Hilarious!

 

[AlphaWolf]

No price listed online for anti-matter. Oh well I am sure they would try to hose me on the shipping anyway.