Oh shi! The CIA have sent me an e-mail and I'm in trouble.

[K.I.L.E.R]

WTF did I do?
They sent me a form.
I filled it out after printing it out.

Who should I send it to?
Will I go to jail?
Who's courts will they go through?
Will I be extradited?
Thanks.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Is this a bad joke or something?
Fucking hell I'm gonna get thrown into one of those fucking American prisons for the next 30 years of my life.
I'd rather be executed in Texas.
Who the fuck makes these anti-terror laws?
I want to fucking kill them those dirty fucking morons.

Can someone give me info on where I could get a defense against extradition?
If I go to prison I'd rather go here in Australia.
Could I get a sentence cut if I co-operate?
How would I plea bargain?

WOuld an extradition go through Australian courts first?
Can someone give me info about the US-Aus extradition laws?

 

[Ali]

Why have they sent you a letter, and what are you worried about? If they are thinking of locking you up then you wouldnt have gotten a letter, it would have been a couple of big guys in cheap black suits knocking on your door.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Anti-terror laws?
Maybe I said something offensive?
I don't know.

Could I enter a plea bargain in exchange for information?
I swear to God I haven't done any terrorist activity. I haven't been outside for the last several weeks and I formatted my PC today and yesterday due to HD errors. Could they possibly find anything incirminating? Would porn be used against me?
Can I completely, permamently erase my HD?

 

[Captain Chickenpants]

Was it this one?
http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2005Nov/gee20051122033424.htm

If so, then congratilations, you have just contracter the sober worm.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Oops.
I'll format again tomorrow.

 

[Druga Runda]

LOL

Who the fuck makes these anti-terror laws?
I want to fucking kill them those dirty fucking morons.

and I was thinking that KILER was joking again and he got a real e-mail...

man they are following your every step, CIA is after the suspect aussies - check this info

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I sent the CIA an e-mail just in case:

I recieved an e-mail from you guys asking me to fill out a form.
Someone told me it was a virus but the virus thing was from FBI and not CIA.

I want to know what have I done wrong?
I haven't been outside for several weeks and my HD broke down a few times.
I haven't done any terrorist activities.
I'm not sure if my friends are terrorists or anything but if they are I don't know about it and I could wear a wire when talking to them but I don't want to go to prison.
I live in Australia and I would rather go plea bargain and serve prison time in Australia and I want a lawyer before I get extradited on terror charges.

I swear to God I didn't terrorise anyone.
Where should I send the form I filled out?
Thanks

I want to make sure this is a virus because if it isn't it is not funny and I might have to flee the country...

 

[Druga Runda]

I sent the CIA an e-mail just in case:



I want to make sure this is a virus because if it isn't it is not funny and I might have to flee the country...

if any of your friends are reading this they better buy some cheap black suits, black glasses,knock on the door of your house when you are not at home, and speak with your parents

 

[boltneck]

hey, American prisons are better than Aussie prisons.

You get three nice square meals a day. Some nice exercise, some nice counseling, some nice TV and Movie time. Then even if you have killed several people you will likely get out in 5-7 years for good behavior! isn’t that grand!!

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

They aren't going to prosecute me for murder but terrorism and that is only if they don't just kidnap me off the street and send me to Egypt for torture.

 

[Druga Runda]

They aren't going to prosecute me for murder but terrorism and that is only if they don't just kidnap me off the street and send me to Egypt for torture.

like this

don't worry they only do it in Europe and not in Oz

 

[Geo]

Well went they sent us an email they just wanted permission to cite our work in one of their histories.

 

[rashly]

We got thousands of those emails where I work. Our virus scanner and spam filter caught most of them, thankfully.

No need to worry, bro.

 

[arjan de lumens]

CIA has a warning about email viruses on their homepage http://www.cia.gov/

Besides, if CIA really wanted to contact or disappear you, I'm sure they wouldn't use methods as insecure and easily traceable as email.

 

[digitalwanderer]

WTF did I do?
They sent me a form.
I filled it out after printing it out.

Who should I send it to?
Will I go to jail?
Who's courts will they go through?
Will I be extradited?
Thanks.

Is this a bad joke or something?
Fucking hell I'm gonna get thrown into one of those fucking American prisons for the next 30 years of my life.
I'd rather be executed in Texas.
Who the fuck makes these anti-terror laws?
I want to fucking kill them those dirty fucking morons.

Can someone give me info on where I could get a defense against extradition?
If I go to prison I'd rather go here in Australia.
Could I get a sentence cut if I co-operate?
How would I plea bargain?

WOuld an extradition go through Australian courts first?
Can someone give me info about the US-Aus extradition laws?

Anti-terror laws?
Maybe I said something offensive?
I don't know.

Could I enter a plea bargain in exchange for information?
I swear to God I haven't done any terrorist activity. I haven't been outside for the last several weeks and I formatted my PC today and yesterday due to HD errors. Could they possibly find anything incirminating? Would porn be used against me?
Can I completely, permamently erase my HD?

Was it this one?
http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2005Nov/gee20051122033424.htm

If so, then congratilations, you have just contracter the sober worm.

Oops.
I'll format again tomorrow.

Does anyone know how to do admissions to bash.org?

 

[Deepak]

I think CIA wants to recurit K.I.L.E.R, they can't let such a rare talent slip from their grasp...afterall! :smile:

 

[Sindre]

I sent the CIA an e-mail just in case:

I recieved an e-mail from you guys asking me to fill out a form.
Someone told me it was a virus but the virus thing was from FBI and not CIA.

I want to know what have I done wrong?
I haven't been outside for several weeks and my HD broke down a few times.
I haven't done any terrorist activities.
I'm not sure if my friends are terrorists or anything but if they are I don't know about it and I could wear a wire when talking to them but I don't want to go to prison.
I live in Australia and I would rather go plea bargain and serve prison time in Australia and I want a lawyer before I get extradited on terror charges.

I swear to God I didn't terrorise anyone.
Where should I send the form I filled out?
Thanks

I want to make sure this is a virus because if it isn't it is not funny and I might have to flee the country...

LOL!

 

[John Reynolds]

Kruno, send them a PM and shrill at them to put you on their ignore list.

 

[digitalwanderer]

Kruno, send them a PM and shrill at them to put you on their ignore list.

After first babbling incoherently.