Oh no! I should listen to the [idiot] doctor.

[K.I.L.E.R]

http://www.homeoint.org/site/ahmad/masturbation.htm

 

[London Geezer]

 

[sytaylor]

Some of the after-effects of masturbation are :

1. The nervous system is affected the most.
2. Besides the heart, the digestive system, the urinary system as well as the other systems are adversely affected and consequently the whole body becomes the museum of diseases with profound weakness.
3. The eyes become sunken, the cheek bones protrude and there is a black rim round the eyes.
4. Continuous headache and backache.
5. Dizziness and loss of memory.
6. Palpitation of heart on lightest exertion.
7. Nervousness.
8. Unable to perform any heavy physical or mental work.
9. The person dislikes any company and activities and rather likes to sit in seclusion and suffers from weakness.
10. All the senses are impaired.
11. Vision becomes dim, the tongue begins to stammer and ears tend to become deaf etc.
12. Lastly T. B. or insanity or some other serious disease catch hold of the victim to lead his life to a close.
13. Impotency.

GOLD

 

[rabidrabbit]

huh, didn't know house servants were that scary

 

[Mariner]

S-s-s-s-sorry. I-I-I-I don't qu-qu-quite underst-st-st-stand wh-wh-what that link is t-t-t-t-trying t-t-to tell m-m-m-me.

Off to th-th-the t-t-toilet n-now.

 

[London Geezer]

S-s-s-s-sorry. I-I-I-I don't qu-qu-quite underst-st-st-stand wh-wh-what that link is t-t-t-t-trying t-t-to tell m-m-m-me.

Off to th-th-the t-t-toilet n-now.

Not sure what it is, must be my eyes, but your post seemed a bit odd... Must be my vision...

 

[AOS]

I can't hear you.

 

[RussSchultz]

There was a fantastic piece on Dennis Miller a few weeks ago.

It was one of those fake news things, commenting on a current story. Apparently some monkey had gotten cataract surgery, or something like that.

Dennis Miller reported that upon waking, the monkey saw his penis and immediately began masturbating, ruining the whole procedure.

 

[Natoma]

This guy is obviously a war-monger.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Some favorite slogans:

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

War is shit, rub your clit

War is cruel - flog your mule

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

 

[AOS]

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

Lmao.

 

[Bambers]

http://www.homeoint.org/site/ahmad/masturbation.htm

im not even going to ask how you found that



browsing onto the impotency section:

The potency of a male can be calculated by the following factors :

1. The distance at which the stream of urine falls when passed with deliberate force.
2. etc

um, wot teh feck maybe its the same distance as always?, ie. that between your crotch and the bog.