JVD, I think we just stumbled onto Nintendo's next advertising campaign to appeal to more mature audiences.
Introducing Mario Kart Double Dash for Nintendo GameCube, the perfect drinking companion for you and your friends.
*Legal disclaimer. Friends and alcohol not included. Nintendo is not responsible for ensuing property damage, emotional damage, freak accidents, life-threatening dares or monetary losses due to gambling among friends while consuming large quantities of alcohol and playing Mario Kart Double Dash. Nintendo does not support the drinking of alcohol by minors nor does it encourage alcoholism or any form of substance abuse. Nintendo implores you to not drink and drive, instead drink and play Mario Kart Double Dash for hours of fun. Mario Kart Double Dash is currently banned in the state of Texas and Florida. Rated E for everyone, unless you get together with friends and like to drink, in which case its rated M for mature audiences due to the intense violence and language associated with drinking and playing Mario Kart Double Dash.
OMG,
Mario Kart Double Shots, this is gonna be the best game EVER!