That's not true - we have trolls, it's just we insist on a higher standard of trollage here.
Only the best around here!
Welcome, and have a good time. Keep your hands and feet within the yellow lines at all times, and watch out for moving machinery. No user serviceable parts. To be taken externally only. Do not swallow. In the event of splashing on the skin, wash with plenty of fresh water and contact your doctor. No more than six to be taken in a twenty-four hour period.