i would just "zip" it up and email it to the dumb f*cker who actually bid on it. At least this isnt as stupid as all the people buying plasma tv's for pennies on the dollar, all they got was a picture of the tv.
You know of course that people like us perpetuate this kind of nonsense by posting it on message boards all over the internet, (even if we aren't the schmucks dumb enough to pay 10 and a half pounds for the stupid thing).