DudeMiester
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Heh, don't worry, this isn't a spam.
Seriously, ever since I started going to university off campus, I've had to ride my bicycle 4.5 km each way every day. I can only assume it's something to do with the geometry of the bike seat, but I swear to God I've gained 1/2 an inch of solid, pristine, hot... sweaty... succulent and rigid man flesh. (Apologies to London-Boy if I got him over-excited.) Now, I have a habit of measuring, so I know this is for real. Of course, I measure not because I'm worried about something, but because I get ego-strokingly, mouth-wateringly, comfortably girthy, large numbers, hehe.
In fact, upon casually describing my endowment one time, I had a gay man proprosition me for sex, which I politely declined. (Again, apologies LB.) So for me, it's not really a big difference, but for some it could be!
However, I've also gained weight, but that's only because I was never fat. It's all pure mustle. For someone less lean, they would surely lose weight. Also, the added downward force would probably yeild other, more significant, improvements, heh.
Now, I realise that posting this on a publicly viewable online forum may not be the best of ideas, but I assume that all of us here are mature enough to handle such a serious and important topic with professionalism. You know, keep our personal bias out of the picture.
PS: I'm never going to live this down, am I?
PPS: How do I make that crazy small font?
Seriously, ever since I started going to university off campus, I've had to ride my bicycle 4.5 km each way every day. I can only assume it's something to do with the geometry of the bike seat, but I swear to God I've gained 1/2 an inch of solid, pristine, hot... sweaty... succulent and rigid man flesh. (Apologies to London-Boy if I got him over-excited.) Now, I have a habit of measuring, so I know this is for real. Of course, I measure not because I'm worried about something, but because I get ego-strokingly, mouth-wateringly, comfortably girthy, large numbers, hehe.
In fact, upon casually describing my endowment one time, I had a gay man proprosition me for sex, which I politely declined. (Again, apologies LB.) So for me, it's not really a big difference, but for some it could be!However, I've also gained weight, but that's only because I was never fat. It's all pure mustle. For someone less lean, they would surely lose weight. Also, the added downward force would probably yeild other, more significant, improvements, heh.
Now, I realise that posting this on a publicly viewable online forum may not be the best of ideas, but I assume that all of us here are mature enough to handle such a serious and important topic with professionalism. You know, keep our personal bias out of the picture.
PS: I'm never going to live this down, am I?
PPS: How do I make that crazy small font?
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