Drunk driving

I agree. Pot helps you relax and also helps you to not overestimate your driving abilities while drunk. However, it makes you hungry. I find a juicy hamburger to do the best job... chunk of beef to satisfy the hunger, and some bread to help deal with that excess alcohol. Of course, the combination of alcohol, pot, and food makes me quite sleepy. I suggest hot coffee to keep you alert.

Therefore, I have concluded that when I drink and drive, I should always include a joint, hamburger, and steaming coffee just to be on the safe side.

I am still aware that even with the above precautions my driving abilities are reduced somewhat, and realize that the less time I am on the roads in that condition the safer both I am the public will be. For this reason, I always make it a point to drive as fast as I can when drinking, smoking pot, eating a burger, and handling a steaming cup of joe, so that I get where I'm going and off the road as soon as possible.
 
Bigus Dickus, I never thought I would say this:

You are a bloody idiot.
Do you have any idea what would happen if you kill someone on the road?
What would you do if you somehow make a mistake due to being under the influence of drugs and alcohol? What would you do if you hit someone's family and kill them leaving only 1 survivor which happens to be a child?
 
K.I.L.E.R said:
Do you have any idea what would happen if you kill someone on the road?
Yeah... it would probably mess my car up pretty bad. :(

What would you do if you somehow make a mistake due to being under the influence of drugs and alcohol?
Drive faster to avoid the police, hide the car in a really odd place, and try not to think about it for a while.

What would you do if you hit someone's family and kill them leaving only 1 survivor which happens to be a child?
Hmm... that's a tough one. Go back and "take care" ;) of the child? :?



I am, of course, just kidding... as I was above. :)
 
Pot, for me, triggers cravings for cheeses and submarine sandwhiches. At least it used to. Its been a number of years.
 
jvd said:
Joe DeFuria said:
jvd said:
My bac was .18 and I was still driving fine .

Based on who's analysis / observation?

the breath test machine my cop friend had with him , we were in a closed parking lot with no one else there .
Did your cop friend try hiding behind something and then suddenly jump out unexpectedly into the path of your vehicle to test your reaction time? If not, why not?
 
Simon F said:
jvd said:
Joe DeFuria said:
jvd said:
My bac was .18 and I was still driving fine .

Based on who's analysis / observation?

the breath test machine my cop friend had with him , we were in a closed parking lot with no one else there .
Did your cop friend try hiding behind something and then suddenly jump out unexpectedly into the path of your vehicle to test your reaction time? If not, why not?
Um cause he is not that dumb . But i did have the highest score in ultimate frisbie .
 
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