He'd told me many stories of "failure" in which he was out with models, only to come back to his place thinking he was going to score and be forced to watch the girls make out.
As I'm in a long term loving committed relationship, but I'm allowed to "look", can I have your friends address so I can hide in his closet? Being in the same room as models making out with each other HAS to have the edge on porn!
Cos, in the last 27 years, my day to day ratio of being in the room while models make out with each other is like... zero.