C Program to Propose a girl ;)

[Deepak]

/*C Program to Propose a girl*/

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute_beautiful_lady

main()
{

goto college;

college:
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}

if(reply == "GAALI")
goto START; /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

 

[silence]

Here is some SQL....

SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize = rightsize LIMIT 2;



SELECT * FROM {[chicks]} WHERE {[bust_size]} > 32C AND NOT {[is_fat_chick]} AND {[looks]} = Hot! AND NOT {([is_psych_student]} OR {[is_law-student]} OR {[is_commerce_student])} AND {[will_swallow]} = True AND {[has_own_cash]}

 

[_xxx_]

Wouldn't really work...

EDIT: Deepak's program, I mean.

The one from silence is DA THING

 

[_xxx_]

Oh, and commerce and law students ROCK hard!!! At least those I know.

 

[Guden Oden]

Popecorn must be THE hot thing in the vatican cinemas I'm sure...

 

[Zaphod]

The one from silence is DA THING

Nah. Most databases would return return true for the > (larger than) comparison on the size column for the data 'male', 'tiny' and 'nonexistant', but false for 'big'.

Some may not consider this undesirable results, though, so it could be by design.

The moral of the story is: Dont rely on comparison operators in string context in SQL unless you can ensure correct collation.