Being nasty and earning the big bucks

[Frank]

What would I have to do to make big bucks by selling random stuff through the internet? Long-term plans like: "Get a job with Microsoft, take over and make sure you get lots of share options" are acceptable.

 

[Humus]

Produce random stuff that looks like Jesus or mother Theresa. You can probably modd your toaster to produce Jesus images on the bread or something. Then sell it on eBay and see the millions rolling in. You get rich and you strip the religious nutcases from their money. Two birds in one stone!

 

[The_Wolf_Who_Cried_Boy]

You could publish science fiction novels on line, then, as your reputation grows, found a pseudo-religion tenuosly derived from your works on alien invasion, have a closet homosexual hollywood hack endorse it, then wach the millions roll on in.


Then again thats just too implausible....

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Get married.
Have lots of kids.
Collect welfare.

You're done.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Harvest KILERS brain cells, since they are such a rare commodity they should fetch a good price

 

[DudeMiester]

Sell penis mightiers... Don't forget to have Sean Connery endorse them!

 

[kyleb]

You could publish science fiction novels on line, then, as your reputation grows, found a pseudo-religion tenuosly derived from your works on alien invasion, have a closet homosexual hollywood hack endorse it, then wach the millions roll on in.


Then again thats just too implausible....

That acutally sounds like it could work.

 

[nintenho]

My brother made thousands selling pictures of laptops and iPods on Ebay. It's a crappy way to make money but it works perfectly except for the threats.

 

[kyleb]

I hope they were nice quality pictures at least?