April fool gaming headlines....

[Deepak]

Chap begins appreciating gameplay for once.....
Nintendo and MS to join hands for next gen console....
Faf and Archie to join Konami....

 

[Deepak]

next GTA to be a Gamecube exclusive....

 

[maskrider]

Bomberman, Link and Mario will be the main characters in "The Getaway 2"

Luigi (from Nintendo) will replace the Luigi in GTA3 and will be a playable character in GTA4 - Jerks' City.

 

[PC-Engine]

Solid Snake will have a Mario waterhose weapon in MGS3 after finding it in a maintenance worker's storage room.

 

[London Geezer]

Solid Snake will have a Mario waterhose weapon in MGS3 after finding it in a maintenance worker's storage room.

that's actually a pretty good idea... i'm sure they could find a use for that

 

[Grall]

Microsoft's console world-domination plans in jeopardy: prototype of XBox2 the size of a fridge.

MS spokesman tones down the issue: "We're confident the consumers will deal with it. After all, the original XBox is pretty big and the sales are still great. Just a look at the graphics this thing draws and Chap is all over it."

 

[zurich]

"Nintendo Leaves Games Industry"

:?

 

[London Geezer]

sony, ibm, toshiba AND NVIDIA taking care of the hardware part of PS3 with Nintendo, Sega and everyone else bar microsoft taking care of the software

 

[McFly]

-Sony, Part of IBM and Apple form a new huge company to dominate the entertainment electronics.

-Microsoft will use no gfx chip for the X-Box 2, only a 200Watt P4+

Fredi

 

[Deepak]

X-Box2 will use Linux OS....

By our Correspondent embbeded with MS

When asked Bill Gates confirmed and said that this is being done to minimize the losses as Linux is free....

 

[London Geezer]

X-Box2 will use Linux OS....

By our Correspondent embbeded with MS

When asked Bill Gates confirmed and said that this is being done to minimize the losses as Linux is free....

 

[chaphack]

MS buys Sega, Blizzard Nintendo, to announce new exclusive games at E3.

MS to work with ATI and Intel on specialized hardware for Xbox2, rumored to be CELL kiler.

 

[_phil_]

MS buys Chap and clone him 187 000 000 times.
MS Own next gen console war.
Multiplicated // chaps is the Cell killer.

 

[London Geezer]

MS buys Chap and clone him 187 000 000 times.
MS Own next gen console war.
Multiplicated // chaps is the Cell killer.

 

[Deepak]

X-Box2 will be available with a special 3D goggle to protect eyes as graphics will be more real than real.....

 

[Brimstone]

Information has leaked on Tecmo's next multi-platform project. DOA X-Treme mud wrestling which will contain three unlockable mud slippery vixens. Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, Street Fighters Chun Li, and Princess Peach from the Super Mario Bros universe.

 

[CaptainHowdy]

Capcom will release a fighter based on a fresh new franchise.

 

[BoddoZerg]

EA releases a balance and hack-fixing patch for Command and Conquer Generals.

A "Jurassic Park" game is released for all platforms, and it doesn't suck.

Beyond3d purchased by Sony, changes name to "BeyondPS3". Chap banned.

 

[CaptainHowdy]

A "Jurassic Park" game is released for all platforms, and it doesn't suck.
.

operation genesis is just for Xbox and PC, but, its amazingly enough a JP game that doesnt suck, pretty good, almost great game IMO

 

[Echarin]

A "Jurassic Park" game is released for all platforms, and it doesn't suck.
.

operation genesis is just for Xbox and PC, but, its amazingly enough a JP game that doesnt suck, pretty good, almost great game IMO

It's for Playstation 2, though not for Gamecube. And it hasn't been receiving 'almost great' reviews, though it hasn't been getting that bad reviews either.