Apartment rental------
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for $500.00. So they spent the night together. In the morning, before
he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but
that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
calling the payment - "Rental for apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising
that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for
$250.00 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam , Enclosed please find a cheque for $250.00 for the rental
of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1. It
had never been occupied 2. There was plenty of heat 3. It was small
enough to make me cosy and at home. Last night, however, I found out
that it had been previously occupied; that there wasn't any heat; and
that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply.....
"Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the
heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding
the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I
will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire
someone to remove your furniture." (Ouch!!!!)
*****
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus.
Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.
So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step.
So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.
And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offend! in! g skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you
are!! "
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we were friends.
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for $500.00. So they spent the night together. In the morning, before
he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but
that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
calling the payment - "Rental for apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising
that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for
$250.00 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam , Enclosed please find a cheque for $250.00 for the rental
of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1. It
had never been occupied 2. There was plenty of heat 3. It was small
enough to make me cosy and at home. Last night, however, I found out
that it had been previously occupied; that there wasn't any heat; and
that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply.....
"Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the
heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding
the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I
will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire
someone to remove your furniture." (Ouch!!!!)
*****
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus.
Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.
So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step.
So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.
And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offend! in! g skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you
are!! "
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we were friends.
