When do you put up the Christmas decorations
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Cartoon Corpse
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in the past.
Cartoon Corpse
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Thelacky said:LOL. You must be one of them people that when asked, "Where are you from?". You say Earth
no i go for accuracy. absolute if i can get it. like here.
I was taught that you shouldn't put them up until after Thanksgiving and you should take them down after New Years.
Cartoon Corpse said:
Reminds me of that joke...
A guy is flying around in a helicoptor in Seattle when something goes wrong. All his instruments fail and his cockpit fills with smoke. In a panic he sticks his head out the window and sees a guy standing on top of a building having a cigarette.
The pilot yells "help! can you tell me where I am? I need to make an emergency landing."
The guys says, "you're in a helicopter in the middle of the air!".
The pilot pauses, says, "Thanks!" and heads directly south and lands at the airport.
The co-pilot jumps out of the helicoptor and says "that's incredible. You couldn't see, and your instuments failed, but you still knew where the airport was just from that guy. How did you do it?"
The pilot says, "I knew that that guy worked at Microsoft technical support. I knew what he said was 100% correct, but didn't help me one single bit."
*drum fill*
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